Jack Schitt 101

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  1. aaronread says:

    Hello you!! I know I’ve been a terrible cyber friend! is that what i am? is that even a thing? it must be!? cyber, thats the thing im debating, people say cyber dont they?
    Anyway! do you even use this wordpress thingy anymore? I’ve been kind of comatose on the whole creative thing recently (recently applies to the entire past 6 months)
    How have you been!

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    • An Aaron sighting?!? You know if you only show up once every year you’ll be a very poor example of a cyber stalker too =P. You’re cyber Void…the difficult to find super hero!

      Ehh? I’ve been regularly posting here…silly things, anything cute you know the usual. You’re so gifted with your creativity an artistic ability, you must not let that go to waste!! I’ve been okay…just hot and sweaty nearly every day, Hawaii’s summers are beautiful but oh so hot! More importantly, how are you?

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      • aaronread says:

        Been drawing feet this evening!! first time since maybe november!!
        Quick response!! like super cyper alien stalking, waiting for me!! You do love your super heroes dont you!! wasnt i ‘pants man’ or something a while ago, or quick draw? something about being fast to….you know
        Sweaty huh? England has been kind of hot too, what with the 19 degrees and all, i’m a north man so thats enough for me😛
        put me in a big snow container and i’ll be content!!
        I’m good otherwise though! working my tiny butt off! got a holiday booked soon, in which i should be bungeeeeeeeeeee jumping!!
        how are you? or did i say that and you avoided it? hmmmmmm!?
        did we ever sort out a skypey thingy?
        anyway, my point is, i’m making a vaguely motivated effort to be all blog like again!!! help me!!

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        • You really should! You’re honestly so talented, I mean that. Wow since November? lol I just happened to be online right now..no. You got me. I was waiting for you. For the past six months I’ve been secretly waiting in the shadows, I knew you’d show up one day =). It’s true too, I am an alien but don’t tell the government about me, remember what they did to E.T. all those years ago =O! I forgot about Quick Draw!..he was great although he only lasted a minute or so each time xD. Oohhh two sweaty individuals speaking with one another, I love being much cooler too just not freezing with snow but it’s been really hot here lately. Did you see the Royal baby?!? He’s on every channel here 24 hours a day 7 times a week. A slight exaggeration but you get the idea, the media loves the royal baby!! A holiday sounds nice! Bungee jumping’s much too frightening, I’d never do that!!! You’d have to physically throw me off the edge to make that happen. I did answer. I’m hot and sweaty lol. And you’re hot and sweaty, nice to meet you. You’ve already made that first step by drawing again, the rest will come naturally =D.

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          • aaronread says:

            Eurgh……the baby……two things i hate. Babies and more babies.
            I knew you were! I could here breathing for 6 or so months but couldn’t figure out if I was being watched, or if I had developed a new american method of heavy breathing (i imagine you have an american accent???)
            Have you made an effort to draw recently? go on….grab a crayon!
            On the off chance your on skype, search swondomagiklahklah2 haha

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            • lol you were once one of those things…..babies =D. Wait, we don’t have accents…but you Brits have amazing accents =D! I can do pidgin but I don’t really like to although it’s part of our local culture. What the heck is a ‘swondomagiklahklah??’ It sounds like something you regurgitate. Bad meal?

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              • aaronread says:

                pigeon? as in ‘coooo cooooo’ because my work people are sick of me doing that!!!
                Skype asked me to make a name! so i did that swondo thingy!! pain in the arse to remember.
                But you are right, we do have amazing accents

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                • Oh no pidgin is a form of Hawaii’s native language originated here =). It’s sort of like having a dialect for Hawaii in a sense. ‘Swondo?’ you’re even better than me at making up words on the fly =D! I think it’s the best accent, you know you all sound like James Bond or something….or does James Bond sound like the English? Which came first James Bond or the U.K.? And why exactly did the chicken decide to cross the road?….oh here’s the latter’s answer right here!:

                  https://morningberryz48.wordpress.com/2008/11/08/so-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-important-mysteries-solved-one-at-a-time-d/

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                  • aaronread says:

                    Oh, I’ve just stamped all over texans, nascar left turners and now your pigeon people!! Shall I just stop now?
                    I am, watch…..clefthammar! majusticar! flemishminehindflutzinzurgen! Habitklute! Forkhole!
                    I believe I came before Mr Bond, hence the name, Quickdraw😉 thats what makes me english, my wit!!! haha
                    I agree with Ernest, it went to die, alone, in the rain. Good company was Ernest.

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                    • Lol silly earthling..what would be really cool is if you spoke pidgin with an English accent!! You’d be the envy of all of those nearby to you within hearing distance =). I don’t know I think Daniel Craig can take you….but then you could lend him your fire suit when you’re not using it so everyone wins =D. Poor chicken.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Lets try…..Coooooo coooooooo.
                      Is that vaguely right? I can see birds outside my window now?
                      Danny could easily take me! David beckham too, keira knightly…….

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                    • Keira Knightly, she’s beautiful. Is that the type of girl you’re interested in? Me thinks Aaron should ever watch Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds…..

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Isn’t that about things with wings? you know im terrified of things with wings?

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                    • Then you must not order the hot wings when you’re at Hooters…I know you frequent Hooters, I can tell.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      haha I’m english!! we don’t have such establishments here! but what’s so wrong about the hot wings? apart from the obvious?

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                    • I thought you were a breast man no? Eyes up her Aaron… But surely there must be a pub just like Hooters there and wait a minute. The simple fact that you don’t have a Hooters there and yet know readily what Hooters is says a lot about you =).

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Haha no no!! I’m guessing your talking about the owl sanctuary? not the breast den!!
                      We have pubs, and we have breasts, so I guess some arsehole has combined the two?
                      Here, we tend to drink alot of liquid! Liquid to dunk biscuits in

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                    • Then you’re an ass man? Like Kramer?! What does your vanity license plate say if you have one? You do know that that is why so many of us are so self conscious about our behinds xD. Owl sanctuary…now you’ve lost me. British humor? A friend once set me a wonderful box set of a Mighty Boosh and I was so confused at some of it but it’s really funny to watch. I dunno Hooters, just where did that idea come from…it’s like something you’d dream up I think. Beer? Liquor? Mixed drinks? I bet you’re one of those sensitive guys with the little umbrella perched on the edge of his Long Island ice tea…got it right didn’t I!!

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Im an arse man? I think I have all the body parts I need? Not just one specific area?
                      Vanity license plate?? Did I miss something while I was learning to drive (I cant drive)
                      If you don’t understand then I guess you can always nail it down as British humour? haha
                      MIghty Boosh is great fun!! But now I’m thinking thats how you imagine me!! Dressed as some awful animal.
                      Haha, I’m one of those sensitive guys that pour any kind of alcohol into any shaped glass and drinks it as if a T-Rex is chasing me, requesting kindly to sip my beverage!! Bastard dinosaurs

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                    • Oh dear..how will you ever drive the race car then? Oh that’s right you people use a joystick =). Ass=Arse? Interesting…what are breasts called there? Here a guy calls ours things like…rack…boobies…puppies…crab eyes…sadly though mines aren’t sizable enough to get the ‘rack’ rating =(. So you’re one of those guys who oggle girls up and down and make us feel uncomfortable? =O Eyes up here Aaron…hm humor = humour in the UK? Cheetos must = Cheetoe in the UK too then? Just a guess =P. The Mighty Boosh taught me all that I know about English men! \(^o^)/! That a way if I ever meet one in person I’ll be fully prepared for their humu(o)r =D. I think Barney could take you. Seriously Purple talking/singing dinosaur kicks Aaron ‘Quickie’ Gameboy’s arse…..oh dear.

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                    • What do you drink there?

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    • Haha I didn’t notice before but you were eating an ice cream in your pic =D. Why is it that whenever a girl eats an ice cream cone it becomes this sensual thing but when a guy does it, it’s just a guy having some ice cold refreshment?

      I just thought of something.

      Do you know who you remind me of?

      (Aaron doesn’t guess…..)

      Carl Edwards!!!!

      He’s a race car driver and an excellent one at that!

      Next Halloween, do you have Halloween there? Anyway even if you don’t on October 31st you should dress up as Carl Edwards you know get the whole racer fire suit and all and then go around your neighborhood asking/begging/pleading for some candy =D.

      Just an idea.

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      • aaronread says:

        Carl Edwards? I’m a racing fan but who is he? what form of automobile does he drive!?
        Is my photo not a sensual device to entice people to my blog!? or do i have a rather high opinion of myself that needs to be mildly lowered!?
        But now you are avoiding questions!! your height and your current level of okness!! and skype!! thats at least three on my fingers i’ve counted!

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        • He’s in NASCAR, he’s one of the top drivers too! A stock car, you look like you could honestly be his long lost 2nd cousin or something even closer like his long lost brother or something like that. Yay you like racing! You don’t mean like…supped up lawnmower racing do you?!? I’ve seen some strange videos of your people doing strange things like running after cheese down a hill or was that another country? Oh no it’s exactly what your pic is meant to be/do…to entice others to find you and your art =). But now that you look like Carl Edwards maybe you’ll get more Twitter and Facebook followers too =P! You’ll be that guy who looks like the guy, you know the guy. When did you learn to count?!? Kidding! I’m very short sadly..just over 5 feet….what in the world is ‘okness?’ Are you making up words? that’s my thing. Skyping (made up word) can only get you into trouble!

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          • aaronread says:

            Ah Nascar, the primitive form of racing!😛
            (will angry texans be chasing me now, with bits of wood on fire?)
            We still haven’t established if this carl edwards connection is positive or negative!
            f1 and moto gp are my racing forms! plus the whole non vehicle version, powered by legs. former 100m sprint champion, me. Okness is a word! surely? Can’t actually remember what context I used it in, but dumbledore and gandalf probably used it at some point during their journeys, so thats enough for me!
            You avoid questions!! haha thats your new thing!! your accent!?

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            • You dare to say lol!!!! But don’t worry just a few thousand rednecks with pitchforks will be looking for you now, nothing serious =P. Really though the sport has evolved so much since then, it’s dare I say very high tech now =). Carl Edwards is a handsome guy, you needn’t worry and he’s talented and a real athlete…I’ve watched a special on him working out and he does a lot of it. f1? moto gp? Aren’t those video games? Uh oh, are you now going to chase me down with an ice cream cone in hand?! (・д・`*)!!I mean you’re the only one watching right? kidding! ‘sprint champion’…that’s nearly ‘Sprint Cup Champion!’ you’re on your way to be super cool guy who looks like Carl Edwards! Gandalf just called and he says he wants you and I quote…’the guy who plays video games to use the word okness properly in a sentence, you have 1 minute…’ wasn’t me asking. I don’t have an accent unless you consider sounding like a cross between a chipmunk and squirrel an accent?

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              • aaronread says:

                Bah, Rednecks I can handle!
                but nascar is just turning left? or right? maybe it is too complicated for me!! haha you….you fraud!!! f1! moto gp!! games!! well, yes, yes they are. but ssshhhh!!
                they may very well be real things too!! with actual persons doing stuff with their hands and wheels and engines and all that!!
                You’re right! im sprint cup champion!!!! king of the sprinting world!! like a really arrogant cheetah!! man, I should chase some african deer, what are they called gazelle? yeah!! I’m gonna catch me some gazelle!! eat it with my teeth and stuff!!! grrrrr!!!!
                Shit, if Gandalf called then I’ll have to get on the job right away!! Did he use his palantir!? or just regular telephonic communications?
                chipmunks are famous for having accents, Brooklyn i think?

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                • You dare!!! =O We have road courses too =)! Oh no they’re just video games, video game~boy..that’ll be your new nickname. Or VGB for short. I can see you running after a large bag of Cheetos but not a cheetah….the cheetah would eat you =O. Oh no Gandalf’s very modern now, he called by cellular ^^. Oh no I sound furthest from tough..not Brooklyn for sure, I would like to think mine’s is cute so that I may talk you into doing things and stuff like that just using my voice ^ ^。

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                  • aaronread says:

                    Are you implying I’m a Gameboy emulator!? Probably having pokemon blue being run on me? catching pikachu in veridian forest? Trying to get rid of that fucking metapod that doesnt do shit until level 12ish?!
                    Or did i read too much into it?
                    I would wrestle a cheetah, and pull its front….legs? arms? apart? that sounds weird, dogs die if you do that, so i applied the same logic to reasonably big cats……
                    hmmm, gonna have to listen *puts ear to floorboard*

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                    • Hmm..that’s a tough one, well after much thought you’re either a game boy emulator or just a guy who’s been playing with himself for the past six months….I’m rooting for the first option \(^o^)/ ☆!!You really are a VGB…you have all of the lingo down pat I’m impressed! lol ‘arms?’ you’re so cute!! Then again that Cheetos Cheetah does stand upright doesn’t he so he does technically have arms…hm interesting…..that changes everything I’ve learned to be correct in life =P.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Go for the first one please!! I have a blog to half arsedly run! can’t be shut down for lewdness!
                      Cats have arms! think of all that adorable (intolerable) scratching they do!!? my legs don’t scratch, but my arms do!! Arms, and only arms!
                      I’m going to wrestle that lazy cat-humanoid bastard, wrestle him to death! or until I get kind of tired and need a drink

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                    • Hmm…Dr. Seuss does stand upright too doesn’t he? Okay I’m convinced cats do have arms, legs, hands and feet…sorry paw. Then you must get dressed and create your wonderful art! Now I can totally see where your imagination takes you whenever you draw =). It’s late there isn’t it? Almost midnight? I’ll have some merlot tonight and toast to the return of Aaron ‘quickie’ Gameboy.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Haha how many names do I have exactly!?
                      Yep, It’s late for us cat hating, wing fearing well spoken gentlemen of the world, almost 11:40!

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                    • Yup Carl Edwards must already be in bed by now and so should you…nay Carl’s still up it’s early yet in the states. You’re so interesting I could rename you for hours on end ^^.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Go on then, gimme 10 names!

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                    • Lol I like Aaron ‘Quickie’ Gameboy for now =D..it suits you well.

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                    • aaronread says:

                      haha good place to say good night!
                      I expect 9 more tomorrow little woman!

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                    • Good night ‘quickie’….happy dreams~*~~* ^ ^。

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                    • Okay I’m a bit fuzzy @ the moment and I did toast a special glass of merlot just for you~♥…although there was shiraz too I’m promising nothing on your Cheetos hating behalf…I have to confess something. Whenever I read your words I’m actually imagining them being spoken with your James Bond British accent…so you should really address yourself to family, strangers and alike as….’I’m Quickie, Aaron Quickie! although the ladies may not swoon to your side readily still I think you’re cute enough to muster up some suave moves to make them forget your nick =). You know you’re such a great listener…whenever you’re sleeping Zzzzzz….ねみゅい(´-ω-`) 。

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                    • aaronread says:

                      Haha is this now? or is this now 9 hours ago? because Im a bit fuzzy from all the sleeping,
                      I’ll give it a try next time I see a human, although that may be a long time, what with living in a field and all that. So it may be practiced on a bear or koala or whatever british wildlife we actually have here?
                      And yep! arse = ass. just practice with me…..arrrrrrrrrse, see? much nicer than ass!

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                    • I dunno…it’s odd because you and I live in this weird time separation vacuum like you need to sleep I need to stay awake fearing from existing in your dreams and ‘likewise’ I need to sleep so that you can properly dream~*~~* a little dream~* of me =). Oh no you wouldn’t!! I dunno ass is perfectly acceptable just as long as your people aren’t so inclined to stare at it with no apparent reason(s)?

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                    • And for the record I did toast you~~* tonight, at least you can take a proper shower for me ne~.?

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                    • aaronread says:

                      We don’t really take showers here, we just let the filth build up until it peels off, like snake skins. So I can do that

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                    • Oh no your princess looked quite clean and love the post baby bump too..she’s so real and unguarded. Don’t lie, you would have proposed to her if you had had the chance and had been a prince right? lol kidding.But in any case that’s quite enlightening….=O.I take it you’re alone in this practice of snake~shedding though.

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                    • You know I’ve been rethinking your whole ‘i don’t like babies thing’ you said earlier and well you know with the royal baby and all there, but anyway I sense you have a fear of commitment like most of your gender do? You hear baby and you readily run away and hide in your Nintendo man caves and the like (please re~read that last sentence in your British accent because it’ll be that much more heartfelt I think =) )..so whenever a girl gets ‘too close’ to you you shy away fearing commitment and the possibility of a family meaning a baby of your own..=O. OMG I just figured you out…lol,….you can’t be that simple can you? =D

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