Still one of the most if not the most hilarious and personality engaging idol productions to ever grace this side of the galaxy belongs to the sometimes emulated but never truly duplicated and original idol intelligence test… here aka: the “Mechaike Bakajo Kimatsu Test~!! Now tonight we’ll be watching this timelessly funny event and believe me this program warrants the term event and them some!
First take one stern and wise cracking teacher, add in his sidekicks for maximum classroom banter and then lure the unsuspecting girls of Morning Musume by means of tricking them into thinking that this day and subsequent locale’s meeting is for the promotion of “Quidam” for a new CM which coincided with that single release you surely know very well… and tada~~*: You have all of the ingredients for the ultimate idol testing where THE primary aim is to discover just whom is the least intelligent of said idol group! ^^*
~The Students aka: Morning Musume~
(iconic 12nin lineup)
Kaorin, Nacchi, Nono, Aibon, Yossi, Rika~chan, Kei, Gakisan, Aichan, Mako~chan, Konkon & Marippe.
~Mechaike Bakajo Kimatsu Test (pt.1)~
~Mechaike Bakajo Kimatsu Test (pt.2)~
And so here’s the complete and un-cut (subtitled) 80 minute program starring Sensei Okamura Takashi as he tests the girls grasp of English, Japanese, math, science and social studies all of which will be on the middle school level. And in gut busting hilarious fashion the viewer will be treated to learning just whom is the smartest, out-there in left field and “most importantly” the“idiot” =O of the group as there’s simply no where to hide from the legendary “Mechaike Bakajo Kimatsu Test ^^*!!
HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE BUT DEFINITELY NOT
LIMITED TO:
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Marippe’s friskiness @ its very best revealed! \(^O^)/
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Mako~chan’s pencil =O.
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The absolute most out there/ dumbest answers are made fun of =P.
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Mako~chan’s “tsubasa” (wing) kanji =O.
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Rika~chan gets a “pass” for being cute! =D
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Kei “says” in an answer that “she’s ashamed to be in Morning Musume” =O
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@ 29 minutes and 29 seconds a special guest appears. =)
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Konkon’s AWESOMENESS!~! ^^
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Nacchi doesn’t know of the highest mountain in Japan, her answer is priceless =O!
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Rika~chan’s “maggot” answer, yup! maggots. =O
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Gakisan’s naming of capitols of the world is =O!~!
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Nono thinks “The Last Supper” painting is depicting a wedding =P.
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Nacchi’s funny demeanor throughout and her depiction of standard signage!
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Gakisan’s instant “creation” of the “superhero” “Buttoi Man!” =O
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Aibon @ her most adorable =D!
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Rika~chan’s explanation of the food cycle is marvelously wrong but still cute =).
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English + idols = fun =)!
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Konkon’s “length” in the bathroom =P!!!!
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Cameo by the “Gets” guy!~! =D
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Marippe’s LOVE~bribe for good grades is highly questionable =P!!!!
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Aichan isn’t the only girl to score higher in English than in Japanese =O.
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Gakisan’s adorable naïve charm~*is absolute. ^^*
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The Queen of the Bakajo crown has named the days of the week in English as: “Sander”, “Mander”, “Tusder”, “Wensder”, “Sasder”, “Fleder” and “Satder” =P!!!!!
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The Queen of the Bakajo crown has named numbers one through ten in English as: “On!”, “Tur!”, “Srer!”, “Fo!”, “Faib!”, “Sox!”, “Sev!”, “Ei!”, ‘Nai!” and she got “Ten” correct =D!
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First place all the way to Bakajo (the group’s idiot girl =P) are revealed with individual results by subject in hilarious fashion for the ages…..!
=).
I probably have watched this so many times before you posted this that I can vividly recall so many of the things you posted here! Thank you for sharing this! The AKB48 baka tests are incredible too. I really love Mechaike and how it’s like the most fun idols can ever poke at themselves. The English tests? HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!
Too funny.
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There were two episodes on YT which I can’t find anymore. The one about AKB48 tested on “Mapping Symbols” and Sasshi’s pubic hair, and another one where Haruna Kojima has to calculate the root of 3.
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Ummm ‘pubic hair’ (・c_・;)?
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Don’t forget the one with the Rokkies! Man I wish they’d do one with the current lineup. |D
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U~n right you are! I’m really surprised they haven’t and it’d be such a funny platform for the newer generations to spread their personalities much more as only classroom banter can achieve! =D
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