Happy~ Aloha~♥ FRIDAY ^^!~!
I guess the whole bottle “pouring” insinuation up above would be much more convincing it the cap were off wouldn’t it =P!
Also I don’t really like beer =/.
Though give me a wine glass with merlot, no white wines please…
..and I’m one happy happy girl (*´∀｀) うれしー♥♥♥！
One of my girl friends says that wine will be the reason that I become pregnant one day (・д・`*)！！I think it’ll be sperm though =)!
However to that I say, wine won’t be the cause of such a thing…. it’s that other thingy*, you know the one that likes to be pet and cuddled with (。ーωー。)笑！
And although I’ve seen just one of these* for real in my lifetime so far, I’ll NEVER ever forget what one* looks like as luckily we have monuments, buildings, fruits, toys and art all around us to help keep our memories fresh (says the guy riding past the tall penis structure!!) ^^.
Anyway I didn’t intend on getting aroused on you or anything like that, so after the glass of beer pasted above please delete from your memory banks everything else I have said up until now (*≧∀≦)☆★ ↓！
time for a commercial
Are you kidding me?
CM~ Start ー(*￣Ｏ￣)ノ！
..take one 5 Hour Energy GenkiMono~ ー(*≧∀≦)ノ♥！！！。。and
see how the rest of your day feels =).
Sure won’t feel like 9:00 am anymore, or 9:37 am or not even 2 pm!! In
fact you may not feel anything at all!
And you can even leave your creepy life~like doll @ home for the very first time
Something had me convinced that she was the whipping type ...(^q^)! I for one prefer to “force” him to have “wild” sex w/ me for amazing 2 1/2 minute increments at a time until he’s run out of fluids and want’s to play with his PlayStation instead =). Wait did I just think that out~loud? (。ーωー。)笑。
And YES it is Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!
So why not slip into something a bit more comfortable while you read this silly “comic” I’d written for you =)!
~Suenaga Haruka presents:
“A day in the life….”
A day in the life for an idol can be a bit more interesting than you may think, take for instance today’s cast away, Harukachan♡…
The morning began as a rough one as Harukachan seems to have lost Wilson once again…she would search the beach endlessly but turns up empty handed time and time again, for it was Wilson though, her only companion on this forsaken island…. =(
…And with nothing to eat for days, it wasn’t long before Harukachan would turn to whatever she could find along the endless pristine beaches all around her.
Ah but such a small creature surely wouldn’t be enough for a meal it seemed, if only Harukachan could attract attention to the island!
She thought back to Wilson’s words of encouragement (“.. … ….. .. …. …. ….”) Yes! those were his exact words! Well volleyballs unfortunately can’t really speak or so I’m told =P. So Harukachan built a…. um…. “large” face thing on the beach hoping it would bring rescue to her!
But yet another day passed with no signs of help arriving, so like any smart idol knows…. you then shake your umm “money maker!”
But then suddenly!! Man with no shirt appears out of nowhere, brings friends, hope and …baseball?! Man with no shirt make deal with Harukachan (why is the dialogue here suddenly cave~manish?!! =O)…. “You hit homerun, man give boat as gift!” (^o^)/!!!
But will our idol in “distress” even make contact with the ball with that sad piece of wood man has given her?! Harukachan, now praying to the home run gods back at Fenway Park awaits the pitch and also wishes that man with no shirt would find something to wear soon! (*>ω<) ！
But little did Harukachan know, but Big Papi is now on the injured reserve list and doing rehab …..so no contact, no home run =(
Abandoned once again, Harukachan scours the shores once again in search of …a message from Tom Hanks? Σ(￣◇￣*)！！！ and it reads: “Dear new cast away, search the South end of the island ….there you will find a raft which I made out of Wilson, seems that with no one to play volleyball with, that’s all he was good for.” =O
Harukachan simply can’t believe that one volleyball made this entire raft?!!!!!!!!!!!! (・д・`*)！！！ But just as she was about to set sail, suddenly!
Man and friends now with shirts on! Whew! =) …show up and offer a ride back to civilization upon their “real” boat! (^o^)/!!
And before she can ask any more questions, Harukachan is, um ….driving the boat!! ^^
It seems that Bugs Bunny was right! All of those years Harukachan spent watching Looney Toons was finally paying off despite her mother telling her they were a waste of time ..^-^!
”Man brought food too?!”….thought Harukachan as the boat now fills with the scent of something delicious! “Idols need to watch their physique”…she thought to herself. However her no food diet was taking things too far! ….and it’s a good thing that she didn’t eat that tiny crab! =)
At last food and erm ….water! ^-^!! ”But why must man barbeque with no shirt on?!!” thought Harukachan (u_u*).
But just as Harukachan’s about to eat, there comes a proposal from man with no shirt! =O No nothing like that silly!!! Minds out of the gutter please! Oh wait I’m the only one typing here, must’ve been my dirty mind (*>ω<)。 Instead Harukachan must agree to…
..wear these and model for pictures! (^o^)/!!
Yes man now with camera (the cave~manish dialogue lives on I’m afraid… ^^) and hopefully shirt! =) ….says Harukachan must wear every thing! Well not at the same time though! =P…as that would defeat the purpose right?!
What will become of Harukachan’s sudden modeling career? How many times will she have a wardrobe change in half an hour? Just how much film does this guy actually have?!! =O Tune in “next time” to find out on the “next” edition of Idol~comix!
Hahah okay part 2 is actually just a bit below ^^.
Note: No idols or keyboards were injured during the making of this comic.
Gosh~* how time flies and it seems just like it was yesterday that I was watching Haruka~chan’s♥ DVD….e~he! kidding =P! It’s been like years since I’ve even opened this case but upon watching I was immediately reminded of how strangely the chapters depicted in the main menu don’t actually match up to the corresponding clip indicated XD!…it’s like they’re all off by one chapter somehow (^q^)! I was still in my teens, five years older than Haruka~chan ♥…time does fly (人∀`*)。
She was still a junior~idol back then and what originally caught my attention was that her image DVD was shot entirely right here in Hawaii (*´∀｀)♥！From our beautiful~* beaches to a cook~out and a bit of rolling~around she’s really adorable in these clips! One cute~* chapter is just below to watch (the lighting’s a bit bright here at times and in some of the other clips …not sure why gomen XD).
And now seeing that our incredibly adorable and once lost castaway Harukachan is ready to get back to work! It’s Idol~Comix Part Duex! =)
The following is the result of what happens when one sees A-Rod and others and talk of steroids (performing enhancing drugs/PEDs) on t.v. “one” too many times over the years and its ….um lingering effects~! 😛 Sometimes you think enough is enough already. Hmmmm but then again it did get me to continue this series although I’m not sure if that’s really a good thing. XD
(No idols, cameramen or animals were injured in the making of this idolcomic!) =)
When we last saw our heroine she was in the midst of repaying the kindness of the “shirtless” one now with a camera…and you may be thinking what’s with this skirt?? ….but who doesn’t love a little bit of EnGrish in their lives now and then??
Take for instance these timeless gems!:
If you really have to pee this sign is your worst nightmare!
Or I guess it could be worse!
…you know I think I’ll just hold my pee…(^q^)!
Used? USED?? きゃぁーっっっ(/∇＼*)！
This sign itself may make you wanna smoke. =O
And of course you all remember the Erection Party YAY!
But soon after wardrobe change after wardrobe change and rolls of film after rolls of film the day began to wear on Harukachan =/.
And she soon began second guessing her decision to partake in the shirtless man barbeque which occurred on the boat just a few hours ago （´∩｀*)！
And Harukachan grew frustrated by their artistic differences as the man with camera insisted on everything being cute all the time (。ｐ_ｑ) 。
But with no choice, Harukachan played along for the time being …..until either the moment of her escape arrived or his camera “mysteriously” fell. =)
(sigh …..Harukachan’s expression above speaks volumes doesn’t it!=))
However the seemingly endless barrage of questions involving IEPs (Idol Enhancing Products) were beginning to take their toll =/.
Until alas an opportunity to escape “presented” itself …!
(Harukachan had never witnessed a photographer
run so quickly before and he even kept his shirt
It was seemingly the oldest trick in the book, yup Hello Kitty! works on men every time!! (^o^)/!~!
But the endless questioning by the man with camera had laid a dark cloud above Harukachan’s conscience it seemed …..and what would Big Papi and Ozzie Guillan think if they ever found out? >_<; Idol-enhancing-products?? Oh no! Why did I do that??!
And Harukachan H~Rod♥! knew at that very moment that
exclusive interview was inevitable…..
Peter Gammons: “Have you ever used IEPs also known as idol enhancing products, before?”
PG: “From what time period did you use them?”
(psssst ….notice how his expression and overall demeanor never changes? Amazing!!)
PG: “But that was just a couple of months ago, and you say that you only used them for that time period?”
PG: “But in an earlier interview with P-Chan you said that you had never used Idol Enhancing Products before…were you lying to P-Chan?”
P-Chan: “GRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” >_<
PG: “Where did you get IEPs from?”
PG: “Um on me? okay but after the interview though.” =) (^o^)/!!! Hm let’s hurry then!..just one more question before we wrap this up as a lot of people want to know if you still think that you should be inducted into the Gravure Idol Hall of Fame and if so should there be an asterisk* there next to your name?”
PG: “Uh Harukachan……………………………………………………?”
PG: “……………………………..who will put makeup on me now? =(
When will harukachan wake up?…Will Peter ever get his promised makeover?…Will someone explain what ‘loosey goosey’ actually means?…tune in “next time” for these answers and more as Idolcomix continues! 😛