And even scarier is that today I’m doing a bit of blog recycling xD as I haven’t had much internet time lately (u_u*)．．、and so I’m totally unprepared for Halloween as it sort of snuck up on me (゜Д゜;)！
In any case I’m posting this two days early but it’s for a very good reason as there’s an abundance of preliminary cautionary tales and tips which ‘need’ to be out there =P!
~Okay first let’s cover the Halloween basics with just a few safety tips to help ensure a fun and safe evening for all~
So whether you’re handing out candy to ghouls & goblins or Harry Potter or a character from Frozen (very likely!! =) ), attending a party, or just checking out the sights around town you can never be too careful!
The first rule is VERY simple:
Don’t ever ever ever EVER EVER be the first to fall asleep at a friend’s house or party!
Or this could very well be you the very next morning. =O!!
And you thought your friends were scary! Nah it’s the things that friends do to friends which can be ghoulish at times and especially come this time of year.
Always be aware of your surroundings
as there could be hoodlums out there!
Know WHEN to say WHEN!
..so you don’t end up like this poor guy! doing things to your or your friend’s toilet which were never intended by the manufacturer of such porcelain products.
Okay now that we’ve got the basic safety part of the evening firmly implanted in our brains, let’s move onto the eating part of the night which will take place without a doubt at some point as really I know when we were younger it was all about the candy but however as adults we need adult foods as well …you know to go along with all of that candy consumption ^^.
~The top 10 scary places to eat on Halloween (or any other night/day for that matter~
Surely some of these must be just lost in translation (・_・)；。。。however with Halloween being just a couple of days away from now I just thought that these would be a bit of fun to ponder (^q^)! I’m also thinking that some of you may have indeed visited one of these eateries and I’m sure all of their dishes must be wonderful =)….
…it’s just that………
…well you’ll just have to take a look for yourselves.
At #10 is “The Golden Stool”…..
…I’m sure it’s truly just a place to *sit*~ but(t) something is still a bit disturbing here with this locale’s name! Hmmm…(・_・)!
At #9….well we seem to be developing sort of an early theme here…(^q^)!
But as long as “it’s*” indeed happy~! ＼(^o^)／☆
At #8…not really sure of what to expect on this menu!! …but I guess it’ll involve a lot of chewing?….wait that’s just odd though and why would they be serving *those* in the first place as their theme dish??? (￣Ｏ￣*)！！
Okay I’m sure this must mean something else!!! at #7……
…but if you primarily read and speak in the English dialect then it becomes quite frightening!!!! (・д・`*)！！！！
At #6…A~h! this is rather rude ne!! (*≧∀≦)☆★ ↓
Okay I know this surely means something else but it’s Halloween and this still scares me!!
Hmm …their menu must be really carb heavy I wonder?!! (;´□｀)！ And I do love noodles♥ and in particular ramen♥ and zarusoba♥ noodles!~! ^^
At #5…um…..well I don’t know quite what to say here…….
..but(t) who would think up such a name for their eatery place?!! (・_・)？
At #4 this one’s really omg!
Does Indian cuisine really include “eating” a part of us?!! (。ーωー。)笑！
Must be expensive *dining* here I think~! (*´艸`)！
And one of my girl friends says that her guy won’t even eat there*,
…I say if you’re not a vaginatarian then that would just make me sad =(.
And if you haven’t yet taken the VAGINATARIAN QUESTIONAIRE available here under ‘featured’ it’s still available for your perusal but just be sure to not chicken out and share~♥ your results because sharing is caring ^^.
At #3…there are really waaaaaaaay too many words here upon this sign which should never ever EVER EVER EVER! be included together in one advertisement for eating!!
‘Seaman’ sauce?? REally?
So I’ve been told the urban legend that it’s ‘good’ for your skin but I’m not totally buying it lol (。ーωー。)笑！Much less use it* for a sauce….okay I know there’s an ‘a’ fitted in that word but if you just read this sign out loud.
Wa~h! at #2 hmm if one could really do both at the same time I wonder???
This one’s intriguing I mean well um…..there must be some really amazing things on the menu to be able to do this!! And I’m immediately reminded of the legendary scene in “When Harry Met Sally” where I think all girls would love to have what she (Meg Ryan) was having there* =)!
Some girls take awhile I’m told =( but not me so much so I guess I’ll just be having a little entree here as that should suffice…
..and I won’t say anything more (。ーωー。)！
And at #1!
And you’re probably thinking to yourself what could possibly make this top 10 any more scary or amusing right?
…talk about being straightforward with your signage!!! (￣Ｏ￣*) omg this just better not be the very first time that one is eating here! This is so not a first date♥ type of lunch or dinner!! I think I’ll eat here after I’m married~♥。。。(。ーωー。)！
Sorry that’s just raunchy (*>ω<)。。okay kidding!!
Okay and now that we’ve arrived and eaten ‘safely’ =P
let’s go over the socially fun part of Halloween and all that it inspires ~* in each and every one of us ..or maybe it’s just me lol ^^:
Atlanta Hawks basketball, who knew that they were handing out candy these days during games?? Looks like only the expensive court-side seats though get this special sugary treatment~*. And just think how much your child would love and appreciate the extra candy goodness~♥!
I wonder if the Lakers give out candy too court side?
I wonder if Jack Nicholson likes getting candy? But getting back to the kids and the free court side candy…
..Take for instance this kid
~I want candy! (it’s the candy? the candy right?….)~
Aww that’s so sweet!!! I mean all of that candy she’s got in her tray!! =P Children’s honest reactions are so priceless and you gotta love that! He’s openly expressing just how much he likes something* a whole lot better than any candy! (。ーωー。)笑。
And with so much thoughts of candy here it’s only appropriate to take a moment to listen to the classic candy song ♪♪~♥…
~Bow Wow Wow “I Want Candy” (music video)~
~Does Halloween know any age?~
You know the feeling…..
..you so want more candy~♥ (I actually don’t like much candy but please play~along =P).
And then that one day out of the year arrives when we can dress as we please not caring what others will think….bad make~up, body paint, extra revealing*, just whatever your heart desires~♥=). But actually when you “grow~up” the candy isn’t even so much of an allure or even part of the equation any longer as we’re willing and actually looking forward to dressing~up or dressing~down and even @ times wearing lingerie~like costumes as it’s again the only day in which we probably won’t be flagged for indecent exposure as it’s all about the candy….or rather the wild festivities and imagination of it all =).
So when did you first find that you’re much too old to go trick~or~treating? You can sometimes hang on into your latter twenties or early thirties (like me -P!) acting as the chaperone of sorts for your nieces, nephews, cousins…their friends and their nieces, nephews and cousins and for many it’s most likely with your very own children too.
And then there’s all of the candy, the handing out of candy I mean where you’re just hoping that you’ll see some costume that either freaks you out or sweeps you off of your feet!! I once saw someone dressed as a gigantic pile of manure in Waikiki….it was legendary….completely gross!!!!..and the guy even had these fake flies on wires coming out of that large thing he was walking around in…(^q^)! Mostly though to see such creative….I mean disturbing costumes one must venture out into the night life of Halloween as you’re not likely to encounter something so……um interesting while waiting by your porch~!
~Scary movie picks~
So likely some of us will skip the wild parties and outdoor~life on Halloween but what does that leave us with on this most festive occasion? A fright~night of movies of course!!
I admit that I’m not the biggest fan of the horror genre but here goes with my recommended picks!
“When a stranger calls” (Camille Belle) Girl is left to babysit while a psycho killer is somewhere outside/inside stalking her for no real good reason besides he’s crazy?……and Camille is “fittingly” dressed for horror in a bit tight top showing her petite curves* all the while asking the one thing you should never ask during a horror encounter…..”what do you want from me?” You should obviously never ask a psycho killer that question ever!!!…I mean you’ll make him think up more gruesome things that he wants to do to you and we do not want that!!!!!
“Sleep Hollow” Johnny Depp~♥~~♥! Need I say more?….okay wonderfully dark humor paired with Mr. Burton’s amazing imagination and visuals……must see for sure!
“Scream” (the first movie) I mean that costume alone became a part of pop~culture all from this movie and in the first one there’s suspense galore!! Well the next two movies were really good too I thought….so make it a trilogy~♥. The main guy is cute but too bad he turned out to be the psycho killer but at least this time he had motive =P!…..still craaaaazy though xD!
“I know what you did last summer” (Jennifer Love Hewitt~♥) Anyone with ~♥~ in their name deserves your undivided attention and Jennifer here is gorgeous I think!…..and this psycho killer has a long memory and revenge on his mind. Hm, don’t kids these days know that drinking..having sex* and then driving along a deserted road can lead them to no good? Wait…I’m not sure if there was sex* before the accident…..why was I thinking about sex*? 😛
“Wrong Turn”….omg! this was so frightening that I had to leave the room so I actually don’t know how it ends but still recommended because it was disturbing until I had to leave lol!!!
“Texas chainsaw massacre” (the~remake with Jessica Biel)….also couldn’t make it through the entire film because I knew it would then later give me nightmares!!! So I guess it would be recommended right?…lol although again I have no idea of how it ends however with the word ‘chainsaw’ in its title it cannot be good =P.
“The Shining”…..it’s Jack! And while this is a really old film it’s still really creepy and frightening!!! I got to watch this after reading the novel and I must say that they recreated the novel pretty well and this novel is officially the very first novel to scare the crap out of me and in hindsight I do blame myself for reading it while alone xD.
“The Thing”…again this is really old school horror and at first I was thinking it wouldn’t be very good when a friend suggested I watch it and yay~! I didn’t run out of the room this time :P!!…and I was so thinking it would look dated due to how old it is and yet instead of the effects looking outdated and fake looking, to my surprise it’s stood up to time quite well! And frightening? YES!!!!!! It’s safe to say that I’ll never ever agree to going on any excursion involving the south..north poles where you’re out there all alone!
“Scary Movie” (any part really :P)…..lol I don’t think I need to elaborate any further as this series is just sooo sooooo funny and just in case you’re like me and a scaredy~cat who fears some horror movies (゜Д゜;)！
Do you have any of your scary movie favorites~♥ to share? I’d love to hear your picks please!!
~Scariest thing eaten~
Well, ahhh in some ways this could be scarier like if there weren’t a well placed leaf above you know where*..still though body sushi? Are you serious?? And how does she lie so still knowing that she’s being eaten…I meant eaten off of and I hope it isn’t too hot or cold there as that could…will affect well maybe just the position* of the sushi xD.
Let’s see for me this would include…..natto….fermented gooey icky stinky (ノロ≦。)！！！
Fresh avocados on any salad….they have no flavor and that texture where you just keep chewing (ノロ≦。)！！！
And this could go on for awhile so I’ll end with something Halloween related as in that orange peanut thingy candy thing which somehow still exists?? (ノロ≦。)！！！Yup I mentioned it right from the onset here ….just to show you just how much I don’t like them orange peanut shaped candy things (ノロ≦。)！！！
So what’s the scariest thing you’ve eaten?
~Scariest bf♥ requests…~
Well I’m thinking that other girls have gotten odd or downright scary requests from your bfs♥ at some time or another?….
..well maybe it’s just me but it’s Halloween and I’m not mentioning names so hmm….I think it’s okay…(^q^)え～へ!
“could you dress up as a slutty* nurse?”….well this actually had nothing to do with Halloween and I need to ask why is a nurse so sexy to guys?? I mean just the fact that a nurse is present means that you mustn’t be in very good shape as you’re in the hospital so um……I just think it’s strange (・c_・;)？ And yet an ex of mine asked for this……but when you add in the request of ‘slutty*’ to the mixture how can I can be extra slutty* dressed as a nurse?? I mean unless our skirt is extra short~short and there are like garter belts and the like also being worn I just don’t get the nurse fantasy of guys and why would a nurse be wearing garter belts to begin with (・c_・;)？
“can I watch you apply your feminine protection?”…actually those weren’t his actual words as I don’t think I could repeat his actual words here (*´艸`)、。。but omg! And in hindsight I was swayed sort of into thinking it was a good “idea” but in hindsight I think he just wanted to see me naked down there* is all lol ( ┰_┰)。。。！
~J~Pop tales from the crypt~
These were posted a bit earlier but I thought I’d share them here again as it’s Halloween and as I also awhile back added back the main video clips to these two posts one on which is on YouTube while the other has been uploaded here to WP.
Well that’s all I have for this year’s Halloween and I hope it was scary or amusingly ‘insightful’ =P for all those reading…
…however most importantly!!!
..please please remember to…
Please be safe~♥!