~「ted」 from Akihabara ~~>Mark Wahlberg’s house (encore…♡)

A long time friend here @ WordPress has of lately



100% completely out of love with Paruru~♡ =(.

And that makes me sad….

And so


this friend,





(Yup it’s a real brainteaser to break LOL, I dare you =P….)

This Paruru~♡

flashback is for U, to remind U of a simpler time

when you truly adored her:

w/ much❤ of course!!



Ted, Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis

Seems that long before he came to life and hooked up with Mark Wahlberg, ted then just known as Teddy (not to be confused with girls’ lingerie ‘teddy’) was the love and joy…the center of AKB48’s Shimazaki Haruka’s~♥ adolescent world.

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

In the beginning Paruru had begged and begged for a teddy (not the lingerie!….yet as that occurs in a much later part of the story) of her own until the fateful day arrived while shopping with mother that she first laid eyes upon him up on a top shelf in a Tokyo department store. Teddy~♥ she would name him after hours and hours of thought trying to come up with a most unique and unheard of name and soon they were as inseparable as the two top edges of those sheer plastic bags you find in your local produce section. When it was cold at night Teddy~♥ would supply extra warmth for Paruru by clinging close to her and when it was warm Teddy~♥ would get kicked to the floor as there just wasn’t always that much room upon Paruru’s bed for the both of them. Thinking back now of all those years gone by….

Those warm♥ and fuzzy times together hugging one another with no particular place to go, Paruru in a teddy hugging Ted(dy)~♥ thinking this relationship would never ever end (*´∀`*) ♪~。

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

Those long walks together in silence.

And sometimes Ted(dy)~♥ would ‘”pretend” to fall asleep just so he didn’t need to walk home (。ーωー。)。

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

And who could forget all of those talks that they “shared”~♥.

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

Until the day finally arrived, Paruru had turned 18 leaving adolescence and Ted(dy)~♥ behind forever (;゜□゜) ・゜・!!!


Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

….Dear Ted(dy)~♥ always in my heart maybe one day you’ll come to life too she thought out loud to herself \(^o^)/ ☆.

Now an adult, Paruru bid farewell and kept just a memento of her Ted(dy)~♥ with her always…a tiny version of Ted(dy)~♥ it was, especially created out of his very likeness by Madame Tussauds in New York (*´∀`) うれしー♥♥♥!

The resemblance was uncanny!!! ↓↓↓↓↓

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

(Together Forever!)


Two days later.

It wasn’t long before Ted(dy)~♥, now just “ted” had fallen into the hands of one Mark Wahlberg while he had been vacationing just outside of Boston.


Then began those wild nights of R~rated movies, infomercials, little sleep, karaoke, fights and lots of movie theater microwave popcorn (・o・)。

Mark had taught ted all he knew about rapping, Calvin Klein underwear, the New Kids on the Block and the Funky Bunch.

ted had taught Mark all he knew about going bare to the market, going bare to AKB48 concerts, how he pretended for years and years that he couldn’t speak and wasn’t alive being like a ‘fly on the wall’ in Paruru’s bedroom learning about the female anatomy (*´艸`) and how he had planned/ vowed to kick Snuggles a#@! one day for sure for stealing his fabric softener gig back in the early 80’s ー(* ̄O ̄)ノ!



Then came the woman, the women…lots more women and ted had become a gigolo (・o・)。

He once vowed years ago that he’d need to kick his own a#@! if he ever became one but he seems to have given that up now (/∇\*)!


Now ted lives a life of leisure on his iPhone all day long when he’s not taking photographs of his butt and sending them to Mark…(^q^)!


And this is ted today.

Not much of the Ted(dy)~♥ which Paruru knew still exists today.

However every now and then ted still manages to check out an AKB48 show and watch Paruru from afar~ in the bear bare.

The end ♥.


About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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4 Responses to ~「ted」 from Akihabara ~~>Mark Wahlberg’s house (encore…♡)

  1. philipleslie says:

    Very funny! Sadly the Rick Astley vid wouldn’t play in the UK, but I’ve been able to remind myself of it. Great song, great voice and a classic 80s video! Broke your code, too: ‘eyeball vehicle’. Too easy. Never did understand why they turned me down for that job in the secret service…


    • Funny the very person ( sounds like ;Eye-Van’) I wrote this for didn’t crack the ‘CODE’ xD…but he’s kinda aloof about things and he’s even admitted that he doesn’t really read what I actually write hear which is equally amusing xD…but anyway….

      Haha you may be the one person on earth whom gets me….my wacky humor or lack thereof =) This could make you my soul mate ~*because laughter in life is essential for our well being and such and just think….over 10,000 unique visitors come here every month and you’re the only one whom chortles (I remembered!) with me/ at me/ or near me/ it doesn’t really matter =)!

      Hmm you’re British and I consider that iconic for being in the secret service as I grew up loving James Bond ^^!….speaking of which I really loved Pierce Brosnan in the lead role as he had the whole suave and handsome thing going on whereas I do like the edgier characterization with the current bond actor Daniel Craig but I’m just not getting that whole I’d go to bed with this guy in an instant as all Bond’s should have that special ~*spell on women I’ve grown up to believe. So I’d do the Bond eye test going back to the earlier Bonds like you know if I were able to use my hot tub time machine and go back to then with those actors in their prime and me actually being born and well….of legal age that is =P and Sean Connery I’d totally sleep with on a first date…..Roger Moore likewise….there’s that one guy whom made just one film and i heard he didn’t quite get along with the producers or something to that nature but I’m not sure about him..he may not be ‘spongeworthy’…omg I hope you loved Seinfeld…?? or that will make zero sense and you probably now just think I’m crazy xD….Timothy Dalton was definitely sponge worthy and on a first date….!!..wish he made more than just two films as those two are near the top of my fave Bond films of all time…..and I’ve already given Pierce Brosnan the green-spongeworthy-light and then I’m back to Daniel Craig…..I just cannot see myself using a sponge for this guy sorry =P. And you should have totally applied to be an agent ~* ^^.


      • philipleslie says:

        Roger Moore is 82 and whenever he appears on TV, he’s really, really funny. He lives in Monaco (I think), so must have a very pleasant lifestyle. I’m not sure which Bond I prefer. I’ve not seen the recent few movies, so will have to update my Bond knowledge. Sean Connery was a great choice, and always looked so cool in the role. (In the UK we have a similar interest in choosing who has been the best Doctor Who, a long-running TV show you get in the States, I think, as there are many fans there. Plus the Matrix movies borrowed their main premise from a Doctor Who story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Deadly_Assassin) If you scroll down a little, you’ll see the word matrix highlighted.
        As for Seinfeld, another confession: I’ve never watched it. (I just heard your draw drop in horror and disbelief). I’ve always meant to, and really will, as everyone seems to rave about it.
        10,000 visitors a month is awesome. If there was an award for top blogger, it would surely be yours. That’s so wonderful, as you’re doing such an amazing job in presenting Japanese culture to the world.


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