~It’s Friday the 13th, here’s what you need to know before heading out the door.
If a regularly boisterous destination is mysteriously void of human life,
don’t go in😀 .
If your surroundings suddenly become eerie or downright spooky,
never never ask if “anyone’s there…” as that’s a surefire way of becoming the next unlucky victim of horror😀 .
Even if you’re not eaten by the undead just yet,
there are other horrors in this world that are just as spooky😀 .
ADDITIONALLY, AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE PLEADS, NEVER EVER GO GOLFING WITH HIM😀 .
In the event that an all out zombie-apocalypse occurs,
keep your yummier friends nearby😀 .
And under no circumstances,
should you ever EVER wear an outfit which makes you look really sexy,
as everyone who’s seen at least one horror flick knows that either looking overly
sexy/slutty or having actual sex can only mean that you’re next😀 .
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