~Idol Games。。。(;゜□゜)！！！

Happy Friday Late Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what happens when you should be asleep?

Idol games. They come in all varieties and shapes. That in which a mischievous mind can conjure up has apparently no limits to said mischievousness. That being said, if you’ve ever dreamed ~* of one day becoming an idol…..be sure to read the fine batsu print first =D.

So with the following collection of idols past, if you’re relatively new here then this is your night for idol extremes and yet if you’re a regular here, then consider this a reiteration/refresher on what you already know so well to be true ^^.

~Idol Beach Dash for the Flag~

So here the adorable Koike Yui proves to not be the fastest and to the not so quick idols apparently come the ‘spoils’ of yes the dreaded batsu punishment: section A paragraph 2: “Thou must run faster.” =P

~Ye idol punishment for not running fast enough =o~

AKA: ye reward for being too adorable but not so quick =/.

So it’s a typical work day and you’ve left your belongings in the designated lunch area so everything’s fine right? Well, when it comes to variety t.v. and idols♥  nothing is deemed safe or normal and you just never know what will occur “spontaneously” such as suddenly having your belongings and your purse being looked through…..omg! and then the panic sets in as you hope um…..that you didn’t bring anything “odd” or embarrassing with you to work that day (゜ロ゜ノ)ノ．．．！！！、and so as your purse and belongings are openly being gone through by one such mischievous host, however I wonder if you could imagine a guess as to what he finds in the very first idol purse he goes through in this particular instance???

Oh the possibilities…..

a) He finds some feminine hygiene items :O

b) He finds wads of used tissues :O

c) He finds a big sausage :O

d) He finds a “vibration” device :O

or

e) He finds an “excessive” amount of bra~pads :O

Thou must guess/know first before viewing the reveal! Otherwise, where’s the fun? =D

~Idol personal belongings invasion =O~

However the awkward situations don’t end there as you’ll notice that there are indeed other idols in the room, let the pie fly….’cream pie’ and apparently it’s a batsu punishment too~who~knew =O.

Huh, if you guessed big sausage correctly then um I don’t know what to make of that at the moment =D. Seriously though…a big sausage? I wonder if I should start carrying one around too just in case? Lip gloss, check. Make-up, check. Tissue, check. Feminine hygiene, check.  BIG SAUSAGE, CHECK! (。ーωー。)笑！

~Idol Beach Sumo~!

Idol Beach Sumo (Bali basho) Checklist~

• Creepy Ariyoshi~lookalike imposter as host & referee =O
• Cute bikini attire
• Exotic locale
• Sumo ring
• Constant bantering
• Funny wrestler nicknames

I’m not even sure what’s more amusing….the fact that the ‘imposter’ host/ referee is dressed like Ariyoshi and has an extreme and un~bashful way of expressing his extreme interest in girl’s breasts or the fact that the girls were even talked into participating in such an ‘event?’

Well for the latter there truly wasn’t any choice as one must surely believe that winning your way into Nitellegenic status must also be accompanied by a binding idol contract to do whatever no matter how funny or odd it may be =P. You know I’m wondering if even Mr. Miyagi could have learned a thing or two from the Ariyoshi~imposter when it comes to the whole wax on wax off thing, of course here this guy’s technique is solely for the yearning of attempting to change the channel with the use of both of your breasts…..yep analog style you know before the whole remote control thing was ever invented =D.

~Nitellegenic no ana Beach Sumo~

Yeah just don’t attempt to shake this guy’s hand no matter how innocent the gesture may appear =O.

~The Early Morning Idol Room Invasion Syndrome~

It’s to idols♥ what baseball is to America, a truly an idol pastime. Remember those early mornings of Momusu bedroom invasion glory all those years ago? If not, those clips are here somewhere ^^, however since Koike Yui’s already been buried in the sand why not see just what happens to her as night falls into what one would have thought would have been a good night’s sleep Zzzzzzzz…?

~Yui~chan♥ & the early morning room invasion syndrome~

Beauty needs its sleep, and Yui~chan♥ sleeps like a rock!!!!!!!

That is why she’s so irresistibly adorable.

Amazing how long it took to wake her up =O.

~Idol CSI~

 Most certainly idol games can be quite extreme and extremely strange for that matter in abundance and in case you’re a bit curious as to what was going on there Yui~chan♥ was being challenged in a “crime~scene” sort of idol game where the girls must try to keep from moving any part of their body out of the chalk~mark like the one’s you see on CSI all the while being……um what’s the word or thought I’m looking for???…..being…….Mmm idol~tortured I guess for lack of a better term….I for one would have totally lost it when they reached my belly~button or toes or back or stomach or shoulders or my arms or legs or…well……thankfully not down there* (*´∀｀)♥!！！！！、．． I’m much too ticklish~!!! (。ーωー。)笑。So sad I can never get a massage ・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。！！！

(sigh***….)

i’m okay…really. (´-ω-`)♪

And do turn up the volume for this adoooooorable~♥ sigh* as you just wouldn’t want to underplay it it’s that cute~♥ and funny I promise 😛 ↓↓↓．．．

~Yui~chan performs one of the cutest of sighs* all time in a “crime scene” batsu game~

And then there’s “bad~sexy” Yui~chan♥…well the host didn’t think her air~shower sexy but it was still so so cute ne~ =)! This is fun though as idols are asked to perform a sexy* act impromptu….talk about being put on the spot*↓↓↓ (・д・`*) ！！

~Yui~chan “bad~sexy” xD~

Yup even the air around our favorite idols♥ is sexy!!! I’m sending in an appeal upon Yui~chan’s♥ behalf!!!!!!!!

~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~

~Idol Wrestling~

Now we all “know” that wrestling is totally fake…okay just kidding it’s real! it’s real xD~!

However in any case it’s the theater of the opposition’s banter and the low jabs which ensue leading all the way up to the fight which are most entertaining~ dontcha think =D. So tonight lets take in just a tinny taste of idol♥ jabbing as our bouts include: Koizumi Maya vs. Morinaga Maaya and Koike♥Yui vs. Yonemura Misaki~….and they’re very reminiscent of those old Mike Tyson bouts where they were over before you knew it =O.

Now the Koizumi Maya bout presents something that I haven’t quite seen in this way or I guess in any way at all =P…as the banter involves one’s “cups” and OmG!(・д・`*)！！….let’s get ready to get Peeeeeeeerrrrrrrrssssssssooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaal …(^q^)!

Oh, and what’s~up with that per~vy ref??

~Koizumi Maya vs. Morinaga Maaya~

~Koike♥Yui vs. Yonemura Misaki~

~Idols vs. Curry Ice (*>ω<)！！！~

Sure most everyone loves…

However,

how about….

No,

make that

shaved ice (;゜□゜)！！！！

Yech (*>ω<)！！！！！、

the things idols will do

for the love of their craft, so that’s not a typo (although I excel at those too =P) as this is not curry rice but rather curry ice 笑 ！

So tonight it’ll be  a showdown!

Koizumi Maya vs. Aoki Mio

Or rather I should say,

Koizumi Maya & Aoki Mio vs. the Curry Ice

~Koizumi Maya vs. Aoki Mio w/ Curry Ice~

Sends shivers down my spine and it’s not at all because of the shaved ice (love shaved ice especially during our hot summers!) but rather because I love curry rice but in this context it’s pretty gross (*>ω<) ！！！！You gotta love both girl’s reactions here and while Koizumi Maya’s was no doubt to be expected, Mio’s reaction is priceless!!!!

(・o・)。

~足よんの字固め。。。(;゜□゜)！！！~

Now what if your life depended on finding your “brother” really quickly?? And just what in the world does that stick Yui~chan’s holding say? No she didn’t just pee on it to test for pregnancy. Although now that I think about it that expression could go either way like maybe she was hoping for a girl and it’s a boy or the other way around :P. Well in just a second I’m sure it’ll all come to you clearly too.

And that look ↑↑↑ says it all, and it’s not until the mischievous host repeats the batsu she’s reading on that tiny popsicle stick thingy that it sinks into Yui~chan’s imagination or rather into her fear (・o・).

But first the game they were playing was called “Doki doki kakurenbo Oniichan wo sagase!!” and at first it sounds innocent enough…you know search for your “brother” within a two~story home before the time limit runs out!! However not finding your “brother” before the time runs out as we learn here has most dire consequences!! For about as long as there’s been idols♥ it seems like there’s also been the dreaded batsu~game and subsequent batsu~penalties which go with it and in this case that creepy guy isn’t their brother, he hides in some of the oddest places in the home making it tough on the girls oh, and did I mention that he was creepy lol (。ーωー。)笑！

And getting back to the mischievous host there’s a definite feeling here that he so wants each and every girl to fail in this challenge….um you can hear it when he’s worried if one of the girls gets too close to “brothers” hiding spot or when some of them actually locate him in time there’s a certain air of disappointment about him xD. Actually that parts hilarious, the game itself?….well you can be the judge of that! =)

The clip was a bit long so I ended up editing in 5 of the girl’s clips (3 together). However if you’d like to see more clips just let me know and I’ll upload more….as actually some of the funnier ones would be yet to come =).

And just in case you’re wondering what’s going on ↑↑↑ there,

no she’s not being tickled to death. I mean that would be just plain mean (*>ω<)！！！、．．

so that’s the end result of “ashi yon no jikatame” and really for a split moment before “it” began I hadn’t quite figured out what “brother” was going to do to her as her batsu~penalty for not locating him in time (・_・)．．．．I guess management there loves their wrestling?! That’s one thing I just don’t get…wrestling never could watch any of it xD.

Needless to say the rest is quite self explanatory and that’s putting it lightly xD. So the next time you’re dreaming~* of what it would be like to be an idol♥ please remember this game and even more importantly, the frightening things* that can go with the career (;゜□゜)！！

Of course it’s all in fun…….I think lol 😛

~Koike Yui in “Doki doki kakurenbo Oniichan wo sagase!!” (clip)~

You may already realize the producer’s “reasoning” for having a two~story home (stairs!!) for the set here and subsequently the “reasoning” for having the girls wear seifuku with I must say extra~short skirts…..and that camera guy seems to be awfully low to the ground a lot of the time (*´艸`)！I think I would rip the house apart trying to find “him” I mean otherwise that’s just not good!!!

~Aoki Mio, Furusaki Hitomi & Noda Ayaka in “Doki doki kakurenbo Oniichan wo sagase!!” (clip)~

Noda♥Ayaka ↑↑↑ happens to have one of the shining~* moments as she locates “brother” in time, now if only her underwear weren’t so visible (._.;)…..still she is most funny while searching for “him” and there’s even a bit of sweet~sass to her demeanor which is cute♥. In some ways looks~wise Noda Ayaka reminds me of Aichan quite a lot like they have similar eyes~* and facial shape I think =).

Koizumi Maya ↑↑↑ seems to hold a very special place in the host guy’s heart as you can readily hear just how much he’s rooting for “brother” to “succeed” that is if any of this can actually be considered succeeding :P!! But she’s no pushover and this is the best clip by far as she gives “brother” a slight beat~down…..or was that a kick~down……….in any case she wins ＼(^o^)／♥！！！

~Koizumi Maya in “Doki doki kakurenbo Oniichan wo sagase!!” (clip)~

The moral to all of this?

If you’re an idol♥ who’s going to work always always wear pretty~pretty underwear at all times because you just never know…(^q^)!

Well I’m thinking you already know where to find much more of Koike♥Yui here (literally yes here! as she’s one of my long time favorites~♥!!!!!) along with much of the idol beauty adoration which occurs here regularly and so…. I’ve just included online photo collections from Bejean and Sabra of Aoki Mio, Noda Ayaka and Koizumi Maya….sorry I actually don’t have any of Furusaki Hitomi at the moment but well there’s a lot of additional heart healthy regiments here to speak of…. ^^.

Warning:

Extremely sexy*~cute photos to follow!!!

~Aoki Mio~

Volume 1

Volume 2

~Noda Ayaka~

U~n she definitely reminds me of Aichan♥ and wait till you get to her nurse photos….love the cosplay always and now if only Aichan♥ were a bit more seductive* this way lol no I’m kidding!!! Adore Aichan♥ as Aichan, Ayaka♥ as Ayaka♥ ＾　＾。

~Koizumi Maya~