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Well to own these two uber~lovely Yuko posters you’ll need to either run to your local newsstand/ bookstore or order the latest issue of Weekly Playboy online!!
And personally this issue’s very much bittersweet (*≧∀≦)☆★↑ ↓！in that Yuko here speaks openly about her ever nearing graduation date which I hadn’t known till today as it’s stated here to be scheduled for a March 29th~30th ceremony~. When Yuko shocked us during this past Kouhaku with her graduation announcement it was the equivalent of one climbing up ‘Mt. Everest’ only to learn that they’d moved ‘it’ and that you’ve actually climbed a much tinier in stature rock formation that whole time きゃぁーっっっ(/∇＼*)！！！！～！Okay actually it was nothing like that as that doesn’t even make sense as even an uber~loose analogy from the mind of someone who’s eaten way too many Happy Meals all the while realizing that no surprise McToy could ever top all that which is the awesomeness of that ‘oh~so~coveted’ masturbating Batman Mctoy, well you know what I mean =D. Okay ＼(^o^)／ ☆：
~Batman takes Gotham* to new heights!~
Huh…although you gotta admit that that’s an entirely new and innovative way for the masked crusader to spread his um Bat~signal…(^q^)!
And then there’s this:
And just below is Ohtani Mio and I have to admit this thing of mine as the name Mio has now become synonymous with the term squirt ~* (*´艸`) but in my defense the slogan of…..’squirt some…’ does have lol a sort of sexy insinuation doesn’t it? Or maybe it’s just me? They do say in the CM ‘squirt some’…or ‘squirt a lot….’ well some of us do while some of us don’t at all and…huh, we’re still talking about water aren’t we (・c_・;)？
Could an idol blessed with Ogura Yuko’s fountain of idol youth continue to visually evolve as such all the while keeping the burners on high?
An emphatic YES!!!