Throughout history there have been countless studies which may have you scratching your head wondering….um why? Still even as ridiculous as what you’re about to hear sounds why not play along and at the very least have a good laugh for today! =D Okay so while it’s been said that the vagina is a place where males spend their very first months of life trying to escape from only to subsequently then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in =P, but what of our breasts? Surely there must be a deeper life changing connection with them dontcha think?
So today I’m at work and a co-worker tells me that he’d just heard on the radio of a study which yielded most intriguing results involving men staring at women’s breasts and how after two groups of men after 5 years of data, one group abstaining from loOking at at women’s breasts while the other much more predictable group spent the same long period of time staring at women’s breasts as much as possible or as the study states: at least 10 minutes a day actually physically benefited from such behavior…(^q^)!
Now this is truly fascinating highly questionable interesting, as perhaps breasts aren’t just for feeding, ogling and the occasional fondling* from guys and girls alike as has been done since the dawn of humankind (・o・)。
First though let’s review the study’s findings just in case there are any hidden meanings in it:
~Breasts for men’s health study =D~
So ‘there you have it’ and it’s pretty straight forward….YES our breasts are not only confirmed persuasive for a man’s libido* but they ALSO now prove to have healthy life extending benefits for our hairier counterparts!! (*´∀｀) うれしー♥♥♥！Just think, your man will benefit with lower blood pressure and an overall healthier heart as he gazes into your
eyes chest! =D Now this is really an odd study to begin with and I do question greatly of other lifestyle factors which isn’t even mentioned here but at the very least it’s greatly amusing that these were their findings.
Huh, and I just realized the downside though as the study didn’t happen to mention anything about men staring at their significant other’s breasts exclusively!!! (・д・`*)！！！So you may catch your man ogling some other girl’s breasts on any given day/night/anytime he’s conscious and his reasoning (based on this study, and this study alone) would be that you so wouldn’t want to do anything that would impede his bettering his health now would you?………….きゃぁーっっっ(/∇＼*)！
Yup you tell ‘em Kohachan ー(*￣Ｏ￣)ノ！！！！！！
But let’s not get all defensive just yet crying foul (u_u*)。
After all breasts are a wondrous weapon means of sex
appeal and surely we’ve all attempted at some time or
another to make them more noticeable/appealing to
the opposite seX haven’t we (*´艸`)？
Sure some guys will
speak to ‘you’ while looking at
but at the very least we now know and understand the ‘true’ reason for this man behavior which dates back to the stone age (。ーωー。)笑。
Men really just want to live longer and healthier lives all the while appreciating them* ………(゜∀゜)………。
～♡～♡～♡ (*´∀｀*) ♪♪！
Okay so now that we’ve embraced/laughed at this ‘truth’ it’s time for:
(in case you’re not sure)
Boob(s). It’s completely synonymous with technical speech and yet have you ever stepped back and taken your eyes off of them long enough or even for just a few seconds during your day to stop and ponder just where did the terminology ‘Boob(s)’ originate from (・c_・;)？And while many a guy likes to make contact with them, study them (aka staring/ogling) or even cuddle with them (when permitted =P) it may be time to learn a bit more about their organic origins in laments terms, or rather think evolution meets the male brain on a trip to your local historical museum….ahhh ancient wall paintings are so so educational…(^q^)!
Take for instance,
There will be a test to see what you’ve learned and retained so don’t just stare @ the images and take in some boob~ology okay!! =P.
Gotta ~♥~ them,
whether they’re yours or you’re ‘using’ them on men (。ーωー。)。
♥‘Simply match each idol♡ to her boobs =).
(Answers will be posted next ‘Hump Day’ =D)
Anyway, just a bit of silly humor for today =D.