Daily life is inevitably filled with product entices like: 15% off your entire order of $100 or more!, free gift with select beauty product purchase!, panties 3 for $19.99! or free shipping on all orders over $49 (of course this always and I mean always excludes Hawaii and Alaska sadly……….（´∩｀*)）、．．．so when the April 29th issue of Playboy Weekly said it included: ‘a life~sized Mayuyu poster!!!’ it was a no brainer to purchase it immediately and this! despite the fact that there’d probably be also some very naked women inside inevitably (・_・)。And had I known better at the time I’d had gotten two copies instead of just one just for this amazingly gigantic sized poster! And the poster is exactly as advertised as it’s a full profile photo of Mayuyu dressed in seifuku and not a close up shot which would have been sort of like cheating the entire ‘life~sized’ idea =P. And when you hang up the poster and walk up beside it you’ll immediately recognize just how petite Mayuyu is at just 5’ 1” or in my case just how closely we see eye<~> to <~>eye as I also live with tall person envy (/∇＼*)！Well seriously though maybe not as over the years of being short I’ve come to realize its many life benefits and now that while I’ve finally accepted that dunking a basketball or reaching a book from a top shelf just isn’t in the cards for me I will be one of the latter to get wet whenever it begins to rain…(^q^)!
Now who wouldn’t want a life~sized Mayuyu~♥ smiling sweetly back at you? Or to be able to stand next to a life~sized image of Mayuyu~♥ just to see who’s taller? And if you answered yes to either or both of the above questions it’s time to hunt the auction sites for two copies of your own so that Mayuyu~♥ may also help to idol~decorate your home or bedroom!
You know whenever you see anime figures how they’re marked with their size scale? It was just a bit of an oddity to see this poster marked as being ‘1/1 scale’ as in A1 size!!
Mayuyu’s so adora~cute you know you want one too!
Above I just scanned the envelope the poster is protected in while just below is the actual Mayuyu~♥ poster! (note the poster is in two parts and a real sized mouse =P sits just to the right of the life~sized Mayuyu =D).
Oh and there’s actually a Mayuyu~♥ pictorial inside too =P! These photos are off shots which weren’t included with her 2nd photo book which is posted just below this post.
And just for SMAP fans:
Also ‘available’ for a very limited time is the life sized Kimutaku~love doll and for the first 100 callers we’ll thrown in a second life sized Kimutaku~love doll absolutely free!
That’s not all!
When you order by credit card you’ll also receive an additional Goro~kun or Nakai~kun love~doll (your choice!) at no additional cost, just pay applicable shipping and handling charges (。ーωー。)笑。
The above fake advertising is proudly brought to you by….
…Bad Kitty Inc.