~The most craptastic Batman accessory ever.

In celebration of Batman appreciation week!!! as the highly anticipated film “The Dark Knight Rises” is set to open nationwide~.

The evolution of Halloween costumes and really costumes in general have advanced so far in just a few years of late. But if you’re close to my age group (born in the early 80’s) then you’ll remember that even back in the latter 80’s there was still much to be desired of said celebrated attire or in some of our cases not so much celebrated but rather downright shameful attire xD. We may have advanced far past the age of the crappy monster or hero mask made of flimsy cardboard whose only hope of remaining in place upon you face were a couple of staples and a overstretched rubber band holding it all together around the back of your head (-∀-`)...but it’s still most amusing to hear about how your parents used to dress up back then and reminisce :). Okay I wasn’t quite unfortunate enough to have witnessed those cardboard monstrosities personally but I can so sympathize….laugh and then sympathize some more =P. Seriously though if back in the day you were all hyped up on Batman with him being your favorite and wanted to dress up as the caped crusader whether it had been your fantasy to jump from rooftop to rooftop (not recommended  Σ(゜ロ゜;ノ)ノ!)or just go out candy hunting for Halloween with the coolness and toughness of Batman upon you the scary thought is that you may have encountered this thing ↓↓↓↓

Batman mask


I love how you’re being encouraged directly by the milk carton itself here as you’re instructed to cut out this “Batman”~esque ‘mask’ from this umm~ milk carton’s side and place it upon your face for a fun night out of humiliation and you smelling really really bad after just a few hours of that ‘fun’ have gone bad too (ノロ≦。)!!!!Could be sooner though depending on the warmth and humidity in your neighborhood that night and can you imagine how this thing on your face would have potentially smelt?? Well wash it all you like and I mean milk does the body good and all just ask Nana….

got milk...

..but whose odd and albeit ambitious and yet poorly planned idea was this to encourage kids to wear such a misguided and ultimately stinky thing along with your friends on such a big night for kids? (*>ω<)!!!!!!!!!!!

And so this was the second coming of Batman to my WordPress and in hindsight it’s funny that I actually added a ‘batman’ category here to begin with and I never would have guessed that I would have written about him again here but it just goes to show just how randomly my brain works at times (。ーωー。)笑 。

Click~* for the first coming of Batman here at my WordPress :).

Oh and speaking of coming there’s actually more Batman ‘coming’ soon here…(^q^)!

About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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2 Responses to ~The most craptastic Batman accessory ever.

  1. aaronread says:

    I know it’s lame and I’d stink, but I still kind of want to wear it and run around the streets.
    Would there be other food packaging Batman accessories? Dog food bag Bat-cape?
    I’d buy and wear them it, and I don’t even like eating dogfood anymore.


    • Oh you too =O??….a friend here says that he’d like to masquerade as the smelly caped crusader even if for just one night lol! I love that!!…you’re cracking me up with more ideas of just how the Batman empire can expand into even more everyday products =D. Hmm..for the Bat~cape surely it’d have to be the extra large 52 pound Pedigree bag as it’s made of some sort of thick plastic/papery thing which would be perfect for a cape and most durable too~!…I’m not even sure what it’s made of =P. You’re so funny woof! 🙂


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