~「ted」 from Akihabara ~~>Mark Wahlberg’s house


Ted, Mark Wahlberg & Mila Kunis

Seems that long before he came to life and hooked up with Mark Wahlberg, ted then just known as Teddy (not to be confused with girls’ lingerie ‘teddy’) was the love and joy…the center of AKB48’s Shimazaki Haruka’s~♥ adolescent world.

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

In the beginning Paruru had begged and begged for a teddy (not the lingerie!….yet as that occurs in a much later part of the story) of her own until the fateful day arrived while shopping with mother that she first laid eyes upon him up on a top shelf in a Tokyo department store. Teddy~♥ she would name him after hours and hours of thought trying to come up with a most unique and unheard of name and soon they were as inseparable as the two top edges of those sheer plastic bags you find in your local produce section. When it was cold at night Teddy~♥ would supply extra warmth for Paruru by clinging close to her and when it was warm Teddy~♥ would get kicked to the floor as there just wasn’t always that much room upon Paruru’s bed for the both of them. Thinking back now of all those years gone by….

Those warm♥ and fuzzy times together hugging one another with no particular place to go, Paruru in a teddy hugging Ted(dy)~♥ thinking this relationship would never ever end (*´∀`*) ♪~。

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

Those long walks together in silence.

And sometimes Ted(dy)~♥ would ‘”pretend” to fall asleep just so he didn’t need to walk home (。ーωー。)。

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

And who could forget all of those talks that they “shared”~♥.

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

Until the day finally arrived, Paruru had turned 18 leaving adolescence and Ted(dy)~♥ behind forever (;゜□゜)  ・゜・!!!


Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

….Dear Ted(dy)~♥ always in my heart maybe one day you’ll come to life too she thought out loud to herself \(^o^)/ ☆.

Now an adult, Paruru bid farewell and kept just a memento of her Ted(dy)~♥ with her always…a tiny version of Ted(dy)~♥ it was, especially created out of his very likeness by Madame Tussauds in New York (*´∀`) うれしー♥♥♥!

The resemblance was uncanny!!! ↓↓↓↓↓

Paruru & Ted(dy)~♥

(Together Forever!)


Two days later.

It wasn’t long before Ted(dy)~♥, now just “ted” had fallen into the hands of one Mark Wahlberg while he had been vacationing just outside of Boston.


Then began those wild nights of R~rated movies, infomercials, little sleep, karaoke, fights and lots of movie theater microwave popcorn (・o・)。

Mark had taught ted all he knew about rapping, Calvin Klein underwear, the New Kids on the Block and the Funky Bunch.

ted had taught Mark all he knew about going bare to the market, going bare to AKB48 concerts, how he pretended for years and years that he couldn’t speak and wasn’t alive being like a ‘fly on the wall’ in Paruru’s bedroom learning about the female anatomy (*´艸`) and how he had planned to kick Snuggles a#@! one day for sure for stealing his fabric softener gig back in the early 80’s ー(* ̄O ̄)ノ!



Then came the woman, the women…lots more women and ted had become a gigolo (・o・)。

He once vowed years ago that he’d need to kick his own a#@! if he ever became one but he seems to have given that up now (/∇\*)!


Now ted lives a life of leisure on his iPhone all day long when he’s not taking photographs of his butt and sending them to Mark…(^q^)!


And this is ted today.

Not much of the Ted(dy)~♥ which Paruru knew still exists today.

However every now and then ted still manages to check out an AKB48 show and watch Paruru from afar~.

The end ♥.

About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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3 Responses to ~「ted」 from Akihabara ~~>Mark Wahlberg’s house

  1. hydeo says:

    paruru <3~~

    have a pedobear in one of the pics haha 😡


  2. Pingback: ~ENTAMAYUYU | モーニングBerryz48…the morning after….. "Always wear protection before reading…(^q^)."

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