「Featured post」~100% body/ 0% silicone

While looking @ my bottle of shampoo a few days ago it got me thinking about the full~bodied model/idol♥…(yup I’m weird that way =P) and how it’s nice to see measurements and not have to ask the question possibly coined by L.A.~ians many moons ago: ‘do u think those R real (・c_・;)？？？

Anyway winning a place in Nittelegenic glory~* does have its perks like getting DVD offers, having photographers and an entire crew following you all~day until he/she runs out of film or you run out of clothes whichever comes first (*´艸`)…pretty locales to visit and in this case it’s scenic Saipan~! Plus being Nittelegenic/Photogenic~* acquires one perhaps of an unseen power or ability like then having the super~power of strong influence like how @ some point if you watch the videos included below you may suddenly want to change occupations or alter your career choice path to becoming a massage therapist or even a masseuse if the girl~girl thing* works for you too (*≧∀≦)☆★↑…I mean if you began showing that video in particular during career~day @ school I bet there’d by quite a good number of minds made up quite quickly~ =P. Another perhaps unforeseen super~power of winning this award would be the uncanny ability to then make almost anything in sight appear as a phallic symbol and you’re probably most aware of the obvious ones* like a banana or a Japanese cucumber (preferably not straight out of the fridge though (;゜□゜)！！）、and other such things laying around the home or @ the Supermarket. REally…just watch a few idol♥ image DVDs and it won’t be long before the secretly* (idols♥ are pure…remember 😉 ) less prudish ones give what were previously to you everyday objects an entirely new spin on things*~. A bit further below the popsicle gets that* treatment and be very assured that the next time you see one of those innocent colored Otter Pops @ the store or in someone’s mouth it will never be the same for you either…(^q^)! Winning this award too changes everything about your wardrobe and its appearance and/or perception or uses to others as well…like how seifuku♥ is then not only a popular~*outfit for schoolgirls but how it also doubles and triples as a sexy turn~on in the bedroom ala naughty cosplay if you’re into that* or its universal appeal as a rockin’ Halloween costume and yet it’s perfect for the other 365 days of the year too～＾＾。Wait. That last one was already true even without the award in hand…my bad =P.

Anyway in today’s case tight bikinis lead to a lot of ‘information’ and a lot of ‘information’ leads to rolling on one’s bed playfully~*which leads to beaches and that leads to bloomers & the playground which leads to massages leading to seifuku♥ and seifuku♥ leads to alluring popsicle eating and of course anytime I have a popsicle on a warm sunny day outdoors that inevitably leads to undressing where the seifuku♥ or whatever you’re wearing gets lost which leads to your underwear showing and some to think that you’ve stepped outside the pure* parameters which can lead to the darkside which then as you’re well aware of can only lead to fear, anger & suffering…

Well the little green~one warned us long long ago in a galaxy far far away upon a really really big big screen =P…

And to think this all started w/ me washing my hair in the shower ＾＾♥。

And along with the two aforementioned power~point videos え～へ(*≧▽≦)！、stay tuned for a making of clip as well and you’ll be glad you did or my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher.

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Okay it isn’t.

But can U imagine if yours were??…like you’d never overpay for popcorn~*~~* ever again.

Well.

Unless you go to the movie theater that is～(*≧∀≦)☆★ ↓

Simply put, Kaho~chan’s 1st shashinshuu is absolutely sexy*~gorgeous♥~♥~~♥!!! Both model and photographer here are amazing~* going from playful idol allure to cute to downright tantalizing~smolder!!! One of the best presented pbs I’ve ever laid eyes upon and that’s a lot of glossy paper to look @.

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Get your popcorn ready~*~~* Σ(￣◇￣*)！！！

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(￣▽￣)♥～。。。

Clip #1 ~Takashima Kaho (massage♥)~

Clip #2 ~Takashima Kaho (seifuku♥, popsicle & underwear)~

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…sorry I couldn’t resist but her look here ↑ makes me believe that Mr. Popsicle didn’t warn her like he said he would and maybe he’s gone and done a bad~bad thing* =P!!

Clip #3 ~Takashima Kaho (making of…)~

 

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