I felt a bit odd just adding the “toy” category here. i mean i guess i’ve posted about “toys” here before although just the term “toy” could be misconstrued quite easily me thinks like when especially an “adult” is writing those words lol =P. So no. It’s not that sort* of toy that i’m speaking about but one needn’t look much further than here (yep, scroll down just past the video clip…that’s him, the “innocent” Anpanman =O…okay now that Anpanman has sexually stimulated* you please return to this current post xD) to find such sexual mischief (。ーωー。)♪。Who’d thought that karaoke and orgasms could become synonymous in an almost pop culture/art/toy way….??
His apple beckons.
He dares you to eat, just a little nibble.
Your appetite now insatiable.
And the “best” part is that for the tiny asking/retail price (depending on how effective the Apple pitch above was…) you can now own yes~ own your very own Steve Jobs action figure!! And i do mean action! He stands a whopping 12 inches (nearly the same height as your Anpanman karaoke/pleasure* mic as seen in the above link~) presenting the revolutionary icon in full 1:6 scale!!
Now your Kikaida doll was never so maneuverable back in the daaaay like remember when your brother would twist off his head amid the heat of battle with Mothra (aka: his hand) or when he would suddenly fall off of his bike/sidecar thingy and lose a leg or arm or sometimes both =O…but even then the details were minimal and so nothing like the all new~Steve Jobs action figure in all of its glory (available only until his family files suit to have it removed from production). And yup with a bit of research we find that this indeed isn’t by any stretch of the imagination the first Steve Jobs action figure/doll/figure/collectible introduced to us as past figures have gone “out of print” quite quickly (think The Beatles infamous “Butcher Cover” =)!) yep pulled off of “shelves/browsers/Amazon.com/eBay/ alike~.
So now let’s erase any personal figure~envy rightfully…now sparing your thoughts of…’how could they?!…’what were those crafty action figure creators thinking? How could it be so life~like…like a miniature of one of those wax museum figures which probably cost millions =P….but in a portable/handy/multi~~formatted friendly take home size which trumps all others (like your iPod/phone/pad,t.v.,home,etc.).
Oh yeah…..Steve Jobs action figure manufactured in China =).
Every eerie~ly lifelike detail has been painstakingly crafted into each and every all too lifelike figure right down to his Levis and New Balance sneakers~…oooh i’m getting further creeped out by the letter now =O…
Have you ever undressed your Barbie?
Raggedly Ann doll?
Donald Duck doll?
(Waaaaaait. That dude’s always naked…..i mean he has no pants like ever, what’s ↑ with that?)
aND What the heck is Grimace?? =P
whatever he is he’s naked too so…..yup getting into all of that additional~additional +~+~creepyness…
Now this is Apple “related” so yes~ we all love and need the accessories and the Steve Jobs action figure doesn’t disappoint. You’ll receive keynote presentation backdrop for extra realism right in your very own bedroom or any other relatives’/friend’s abode who’d allow such creepy activity (!), interchangeable hands for more freaky fun!, multi~angle poses/body~angles for presentation interactivity w/ your um…audience during said keynote presentation(s) and even his shoes and pants are completely removable for those times when…….
Seriously i don’t foresee any such keynote presentation where pants removal would ever be necessary, wwait we’re not in L.A. are we??? =P. Freaky times..fun i dunno….just plain y~aaah creepy!!!!
Creepy, and yet you so know you want one~!
Don’t delay, these babys are goin’ fast!!
….iPhone of course,
sold separately =P.