「Featured post」 ~Are you a vaginatarian?

~Take the simple quiz to find out instantly!

So a couple of days ago my best and closest girl friend~ Couscous who’s admittedly cute~♥ and yummy♥ beyond words announces to me out “out~of~the~blue”….’I think you’re a vaginatarian.’

Needless to say I was quite taken aback @ first however after putting up a front asking why she’d say such a thing to me (happily we’re speaking once again :P) some things creep into your mind and literally begin adding up +~+~+=?

First I needed clarification. What exactly is a vaginatarian? Other than the obvious would it mean exclusively?, in a matter of dreams~*? and does that mean that a girl would forever swear off Oscar~Mayer like ever and ever lol? 😛 Well it wouldn’t leave very much to the imagination if we went to the strict definition so instead Couscous thought it a “good idea” to separate the varying degrees of vaginatarianism…..as you can see she’s creating her very own vocabulary and language as we speak (・o・)。And getting back to her random expression towards me I seriously began to wonder very much the same thing about her well more in the varying degrees sense as she’s been with guys exclusively as long as I’ve known her and knowing her goes back to the second grade when she first “discovered” I was painfully ticklish and then proceeded to tickle me at random for the next 20 years （´∩｀*)！！So with her fascination of so much touching and for no real good reason (other than to make me tear （´∩｀*)）having been going on for so long I think Couscous may be part vaginatarian but she just doesn’t know it yet…(^q^)! And one final thought, girls in general are very much different creatures than men in the sense that most of us will tend to check~out others of our sex and judge, envy, wonder if those are real…..probably not xD, look for imperfections to make us feel better :P, wish we could have “her” cheekbones…luscious hairstyle, legs, waistline, wonder what “he” sees in her xD and find hot girls hot and cute ones cute…vaginatarian or not =). And all of this really stems from being an idol♥ fangirl and just how one may be perceived…..I mean when you own more idol image DVDs, idol CDs, idol group CDs, idol posters, idol autographs, idol photo books and idol collectibles in general than your bf then the wide eyed astonishment and questions are inevitable eventually….like why am I always looking @ girls =)? I adore cute~♥ both physically and aura~wise and I’m most comfortable with that….like what you like….be passionate with whatever moves you without shame and most importantly have fun and always be true to yourself~ ^ ^♥. Well while I don’t think myself a vaginatarian because I’m straight you can still chuckle at yourself in many ways and so….

..for a little fun….

~Take the quiz now! to find out if you’re part vaginatarian~

..in the spirit of humor (*´∀｀*) ♪

(you know you’re curious :P)

Add up your points to find out how you did by checking the score legend @ the very end. Note: quiz & text by mb, scoring & legend created exclusively by Couscous so I have no idea of what she was thinking =).

1. Your best girl friend asks what your plans are for the weekend…..you suggest: Bikini beach party (+55)/ Slumber get~together (+75)/ Double date with your bfs (-175)/ Romantic movie, just the two of you (+350)/ Check out a concert (+0)/
2. You’re out clothes shopping with a girl friend at Jeans Warehouse and she finds a cute outfit to try on…you: Share your opinion of how well it matches her personality (+0)/ Suggest something sexier* (+415)/ Go into the dressing room w/ her (+495)/ Are uninterested and suggest going to another store (-65)/
3. While in the waiting room at your dentist’s office you: Look for some celebrity gossip magazine (+0)/ Hope the latest SI Swimsuit issue is there (+130)/ Glare at some guy because he beat you to it (+230)/ Read about Justin Bieber (-230)/
4. You notice an attractive girl in the waiting room is sitting most “clumsily” and her underwear is showing….you: Recognize “them” from your Victoria’s Secret catalog (+5)/ Wonder why she’s such a slut (-895)/ Pretend not to notice (+0)/ Glance occasionally thinking they’re your favorite♥ color (+1100)/
5. A few years ago the Christmas issue of Kindai arrived and Tackey is on the cover….you: Kiss the magazine while no one else is around and cuddle~♥ with it (-250)/ Kiss the magazine and cuddle~♥ with it while others are around including friends & strangers (-750)/ Wish~* Gotou Maki were the cover model instead (+750)/ Cancel your subscription (+250)/ Cancel your subscription and write to the publisher and complain (+545)/
6. While at the shopping center with your bf a cute girl dressed sexily* walks by….you: Wonder what kind of parents she has (-60)/ Quickly check to see if he was looking and for how long (-290)/ Think to yourself….well if your body’s that sexy* why not dress that way (+90)/ Saw her first (+490)/
7. You save Oprah Winfrey’s life and in return she offers to arrange a dream~* experience for you because Oprah can get you anything in the universe, it’s true!….you: Wish~* to meet all of AKB48 and experience a personal concert in Akihabara all expenses paid (+480)/ Wish~* to room with Sasshi & Yuko all expenses paid (+4800)/ Wish~* to meet all of Johnny Jimusho’s artists all expenses paid (-4800)/ Wish~* for a new car and trip to the Bahamas all expenses paid (+0)/
8. After a J~rock concert festival you witness HYDE and SCANDAL’s Mami and Haruna getting into an altercation which appears to have stemmed from HYDE drinking the very last beer on the grounds and not sharing~*…..you: Diffuse the situation by giving Mami & Haruna your beer (+60)/ Ask for HYDE’s autograph and go all groupie on him~♥ (-300)/ Pretend you don’t know who HYDE~♥ is and ask Mami & Haruna for their autographs and go all groupie on them~♥ (+600)/ Attempt to kiss HYDE before security arrives (-450)/ Attempt to kiss Mami & Haruna before security arrives (+900)/
9. A professional photographer~friend takes you to a gravure idol shoot….you: Wish~* you could be a gravure idol too (+0)/ Wish~* it were you taking the photos because you have great ideas for sluttier poses (+780)/ Wish~* you owned such pretty lingerie and bikinis (+0)/ Wish~* you were in charge of wardrobe changes (+4780)/ Wish~* she were naked* instead (+6780)/ Wonder if she likes girls (+7800)/
10. Cunnilingus? Yes (+10,000)/ No (-10,000)/ Gross (-100,000)/ What is cunnilingus? (-5000)/

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~Answer Key~

16,050+ You’re an inspired~* vaginatarian

10,150~16,049 You’re a card carrying vaginatarian

5100~10,149 You have vaginatarian tendencies

4400~5099 You’re a confused vaginatarian & your vaginatarian card may be revoked without notice

4399 and below You’re not interested in vaginatarianism