What exactly is it that makes a virtual~game girl so hot? Is it something obvious such as their covergirl perfection? Could it be their image of innocence…that innocence* sometimes kicking someone or something’s butt? Their docile grace infused with a perfect body…or that docile grace sometimes kicking someone or something’s butt? Their vocals as in anime~level cute voices? Their gratuitous attire which often begs the question of why do the boys always tend to get drawn and thought up with all of the functional gear while the female leads are often wearing outfits which leave little to the imagination~*? Or could it be their sometimes interesting and far stretching* gratuitous attack moves most likely dreamed up by some horny guy? Well…it’s most likely all of the above っo(*´∀｀)o。
Why 28? Really there’s no rhyme or reason for this number as it rather reflects how this is a short list to be sure, and at that it’s purely based on personal encounters with video~game screen starlets from over the years and while there’s countless more virtual beauties belonging to any such attempt at such a list….I can only recall those of whom I’ve had the pleasure of crossing joysticks or control pads with~…that being said this list in no way is meant to be definitive as it’s rather most personal ^ ^.
Princess Daphne is more like an honorable mention here as I most likely could barely walk in my diapers when she first appeared in arcades across the country and you gotta admit that her voice actress sure did whatever was necessary I imagine to help persuade the separation between man and coins in his pocket way back then =). A guy I used to work with had this game on a DVD of all things and it worked by you controlling things with your remote control :O….I thought it fascinating to begin with that this game was solely based on singular well timed presses on directional buttons rather than an actual controller and that this format actually captured the imagination of gamers then as it’s said to have been quite popular according to some archives. My favorite “scenes” are the flying horse thingy, that lizard dude with the pot of gold and of course the ending scene where the hero Dirk the daring as they called him riled up a lot of courage I think to fight that large dragon although I imagine he surely must have known that he’d get some* that night if he saved the Princess……Mmmm that’s a lot of incentive and then consider Princess Daphne’s largely transparent outfit and I guess a guy will battle through fire, mud, poison and possible death just to get to what “matters” =).
Ditto for the honorary mention as described just above for Princess Daphne as “Space Ace”‘s hottie Kimberly was also introduced to me by means of that same friend’s DVD collection and yes again by remote control you’d work your way through a large variety of scenes where your well timed directional presses and one for “shooting” would eventually lead to an all out battle climax and I think the main baddie was named Borf…Barf nah I think it was Borf but don’t quote me on that as I’m going here by memory and talk about your futuristic case of infantile~disfunction as both your hero (I can’t remember his name xD) and the evil blue one at some point or another fall victim to the infantile~ray!!! lol that actually excited me and Kimberly does edge out Princess Daphne in terms of hotness as even though they say that blonde’s have more fun* it’s the red~heads you gotta watch out for =)! Sure she didn’t show as much skin as Daphne did but then again wasn’t Daphne in much more dire straights to begin with so I imagine had the hot Kimberly been kidnapped by a dragon too to begin with she would have dressed down as in less clothes for the occasion :P.
Talk about your sibling rivalry with Ayane wanting to accomplish more than a cat~fight with the “how could one hate” lovable Kasumi =O! And it seems that more and more ninja~girls are taking a liking to beach volleyball these days….must be something in the water. And when it comes to the ever so bouncy* beginnings of the DOA series it seems that Ayane out~bounces* them all or does the camera add size to one’s boobs I wonder?..in which case I wonder just how many virtual reality cameras were on Ayane while filming her likeness :P?
Anytime you combine the land of bratwurst with karate:
…..you just know you’re breeding something sexy* (Hitomi) and a girl who can train with the best of them remaining loyal always coupled with that oh~so~desirable hapa~♥ appeal….trust me!!!
Guys here go bonkers or at least are more likely to hit on a girl if she’s hapa blessed….again bratwurst and karate….
…what more could you ask for?
Oh, she also kicks serious butt too but that may be somewhat of an afterthought here as just watching how the DOA series began soooooooo you know bouncy* I think most guys mind’s were maybe elsewhere at the time of her arrival~.
I start to pay homage to the beloved FF~♥ series and really was there any question that any FF~♥ lover would leave Rikku out??…I mean she’s textbook with less than desirable “armor” protection wise which means watching her battle monsters and the like with magic and blades all while clad in a golden or an assortment of other bikinis and mini skirts with not much to cover up with :P. And talk about boob~envy! Yes Rikku causes me boob~envy to no end and just how does one perform such intricate battle moves without having one of them* accidentally pop out (*´艸`)？With that alone she makes the list =).
Greek mythology is legendary in their visuals of the perfect human form and may I say with a lot of realism…I mean even the occasional um….shrinkage may have struck some statuettes on a very cold day or dip in the pool but that so cannot be said of Sophitia’s boobs*…I mean they’re goddess like for sure and she surely is lightly clad for battle all the while that extra element of skin exposure to anyone wanting to pose harm could prove costly if at any time he becomes ever so slightly distracted….then Sophitia will perform her somewhat gratuitous vagina squeeze upon his head….so guys thank your lucky stars that being defeated in battle could be done in such a enjoyable* way and really……..what horny guy dreamed up that dreamy* move :P? I know. You have it memorized…..which buttons to mash to get that vagina head squeeze death blow started because what could be a better way to go? =). And for good measure she’s most capable of baking you the perfect psomi while you’re waiting to get your butt kicked~ plus guys admit you were so anticipating a girl~girl Sophitia~Taki make out visual at some point what with Taki being so compassionate and caring and saving her and all…..well maybe I just made that last imagery up but oh well video games are fantasies :P.
Don’t you just loath those proposed/fixed marriages =(…and Seong Mi~na personifies the strength and girl~power of the little engine that could. Her father of course could have provided much better clothing coverage* wise but Seong Mi~na probably would have cast it all aside when leaving home to pursue danger and in any case……Hwang eat your heart out, this beauty has flown~ =).
Kokoro….heart. And with that she’s definitely one of the most feminine and perhaps even girly~girl virtual female fighters ever dreamed up as I’ve learned most men prefer a girl to be smaller in stature, well and soft spoken but intelligent all characteristics found in Kokoro~. Kokoro was also drawn much more well~rounded so to speak as she exhibits a mother’s figure in this sense and therefore the “heart” and soul name are a perfect match. Add in her geisha background and gosh* could a virtual girl be any more desirable?? Girls should be depicted with those natural curves and not too thin as the media sometimes pushes things and in the wonderful spirit of one immaculate Kamei~♥, Kokoro delivers. The kimono appeal is also a major plus as Kokoro while um…not playing virtual volleyball on the beach with friends can be found kicking some serious butt when necessary~ =D.
We’ve already covered the hapa~♥ allure and Princess Ashe in addition embodies a most true and tested personality……one that breathes loyalty and in that it’s very much an attraction I think.
Far too often we see our game vixens go off in flirting or designed ways of game direction all too often forgetting that one and only so~so vital attribute of loyalty.
Don’t think loyalty can be sexy*?
Then you’ve probably never played Ashe in FF~♥ as her character and intricate demeanor speaks volumes of love and dedication. Add in that she’s uber!* sexy and well……..
…scantily clad at times and you have the recipe for virtual forever~ness♥.
You know this cosplay I think trumps even her animations~* and just the notion of Chun~Li is surely legendary in all realms of gamer’s minds. I mean who else has that poignant touch of s&m going for her with those heavily spiked wristbands??? or is it a case of Chun~Li being secretly a heavy metal fan??….and lets not forget that purposely docile vs. fierce battle brought on by her head~gear……yes a touch of feminism all the while never giving her character any loss of focus of wanting to sweetly subdue you into absolute pulp…….that of course being both painful and sexually* exciting =O. I mean there’s some subtle yet serious s&m things going on here dontcha think?…okay that was just me :P! But with the likes of real life counterparts Zhang Ziyi and Shu Qi being most able in kicking your butt in alter realms of China and Taiwan doesn’t that make things so much better that you can control at least one of them in your very own bedroom with just the purchase of a console =)?
I’m just thinking that if she didn’t make the list she’d want to hurt me (;゜□゜)！！
Born to kick butt.
I think her butt clenches alone could probably kill :O.
Yet sexy* =).
Did I just describe your ideal wife?? 😛
Talk about your assets* yearning or in this case probably having no choice but to burst* onto the gaming scene :P!
I’m not sure if any single horny guy’s imagination could create such gratuitous~♥ imagery and likewise her movements* :P. Most likely Shiranui Mai was developed by a group of horny graphic designers and not just your random run of the mill horny graphic designers as the visual of such a gaming goddess would go on to star in multiple gaming platforms, be named “the girl you’d want to virtually marry” and be deemed to girl with the most bounce!….I never knew boobs could do so much (boob~envy =(!! )…okay only the first of those statements are true 😛 but I don’t imagine that the others are too far fetched to believe in just by looking at her =).
Despite that Sophitia~Taki love meeting never quite coming to fruition =(, Taki remains as one of the hottest of all gaming visuals from east to west! Ninja~girl..with womanly attributes enough to feed a small village speaks volumes and then add in ninja~spandex so tight you can see from here to eternity*. Eternity* of course being where men would like to spend most of their time if there had been no need for work or any other activity which would require one to leave the bedroom :P. Taki’s looks very much like her ability are sleek to the edge very much like one of one of those ceramic knives you’ve seen @ 2:29 in the morning on an info~mmercial where you considered for a moment what it would be like to cut through both your shoe and an overripe tomato all in two sleek ninja~like moves while in your kitchen~ =). Sexy*. Powerful. She’s Nina Williams but Oriental all over….no nonsense and guys pleeeeeease stop zooming in during the post fight camera angles to look up her “skirt”ninja~thingy~♥ as I’m sure Taki’s wearing underwear underneath there :P…….oh wait. You already knew that…(^q^)!
Yuna♥. Elegance under pressure. Yuna single handedly showed how incredibly short and sexy* shorts (not always the same thing guys!!!) could wrap around such an endeared…drooled over character っo(*´∀｀)o！The idol makeover is well rehearsed and embodied in Yuna’s evolution through two parts of FF~♥ as the sometimes dreaded idol haircut/makeover here has a rather tingling* sexy twist! It’s a case of years and years of angsts and inhibitions being thrust upon her as summoner and then the realization of freedom and well….one perhaps mischievous Rikku helping out in this delicious transformation. And yet what makes Yuna hottest~♥ is her caring demeanor…..her heartfelt affections that gamers~ both guys and girls alike I think were attracted to =). The deep passion of a lost soul mate too add to Yuna’s deep characterization and it’s a truly beautiful thing when the imaginations of the orient join seamlessly with otherworld fashion~* as seen in her wardrobe……yet the playful unrestrained latter appearance of Yuna drips sexy* fun and that along with her drastic hairstyle makeover~ Yuna’s very existence is a pretense of tragedy but through her two chapters of gaming not only does her beauty as a person persevere but also her right to happiness~ =).
Kazama Jun. Of all fighting games I surely had the highest level of a healthy~obsession with Jun and I find her entire aura being that of a peaceful girl and wildlife lover most attractive~. Or maybe it’s also her oh so stoic and yet docile look she retains all the while pummeling some guy twice her size and built like a mountain…..yep actually that’s what I think it was =). And unlike some other fighters Jun’s overall movements were quite simple to learn and with all of the parrying and reversal add~ons a girl could surely stay on top of an all night gaming tournament with friends where gender mattered none and even the occasional button~masher could be kept at bay with a simple backflip kick sending him/her high into the air setting up either a twisting mid body combo or low leg spins to 10 hit combo…lastly hopping cute~ly onto his/her crotch just for good measure…..was it good for you too? 😛
The niece of Kazama Jun proves that yes those wonderful apples* don’t wander too far and while her main outfit is surely tech~sexy she being introduced in yet her high school days you’d readily know that it’s the seifuku♥ look which begs for some serious butt kicking!
Asuka’s look also fits in perfectly with the idol genre and who wouldn’t want to be beat up by a girl whom could have just as easily joined AKB48?…albeit she’d be so pretty that she’d be very difficult to see as she’d blend in seamlessly with the girls in a sea of wonderfully sweet cute overload =)~!
You also gotta love that awkward Star~Wars ick factor which plays out when an unsuspecting Jin (her cousin) trips and falls upon her breasts after Asuka saves him from an apparent possession =). Thank you~* George Lucas forever…for you have given us all that gift which never stops giving….
…iiiiiiiiiiick gross (;゜□゜)！！！
Any well trained female~ninja who’s “willing” to brave the elements and exposure all the while wearing what seems to be the traditional breezily~open bottom with low cut robe/ninja girl outfit surely must have caused many a nights of wet dreams around the globe or maybe that was just your younger brother creating deviant art proving that shinobi can wear even less and yet still kick your butt. Of course for all of her self exposure I think in some ways the intention or thought she had just before leaving the house that morning before heading into deadly battle was that a tactfully low cut top when coupled with the ease of movement when you’re not wearing much down below* adds the “chance” of the inevitable male glance (my eyes are up here!) and therefore presents the perfect opportunity to take full advantage of him, aka kicking his butt before he manages to wipe that glazed look off of his face and pick his jaw up from the ground~ :P.
Furthermore Kasumi’s the very definition of graceful~beauty with flawless skin tones and physique with a most endearing and caring personality which means you’d probably most likely want to be doing other things* other than fight with her like help her shop for a sports bra just so that we can control all of that jiggle* she has going on because truly that’s the real reason why you lost to her to begin with or so you say?~ =).
Princess Kitana. She’s said to be at least 10,000 years old and even that notion is from a few years ago so I wonder if that would make her officially a gggggggggggggggmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmilf*? :P? And talk about being the envy of every girl in the neighborhood! I mean I used to think that Jaclyn Smith and Tina Turner were the poster images of aging gracefully :O. Surely though it’s taken much more than a nightly face~mask and Oil of Olay treatment with subsequent trips to the spa and skin care clinic to keep Kitana looking so pilf* even to this day. Just like Nina Williams, Kitana is an assassin only with much less clothing usually (except when Nina appears in your dreams~* in a bikini playing beach volleyball then it’s pretty even =) ), and it would be a bit like if say Jillian Michaels one day became a ninja assassin instead of fitness guru and if she were say about 10,000 years older. Just don’t piss her off or you’re all getting the fan =O.
Even in her awesome and nostalgic blocky~form Tifa perspired sexiness* and just how it was possible for her dainty frame to hold up all of that boob~age* was a miracle in physics in itself ＼(^o^)／☆、．．Mmm Cloud sure must’ve had his head…(both* of them xD…) and mind in a bind in the clouds somewhere between his childhood friend Tifa and the also hot Aerith~♥! He’s probably lucky that he didn’t need to decide between which to date in that singular event during FFVII as that was totally up to you xD. Tifa’s entire look and attire goes directly into the Gratuitous Hottie hall~of~Fame~Wardrobe~Archives without a second thought or drool from your chin ヽ(。´▽`。)ノ。。！as it gave her magnificent legs up to there*…no need to ask or wonder if those* are real…and that glorious glove with all of the wrist and arm battle accessories one could only dream of owning in a single battle outfit! The one and only thing I’ve thought about changing on Tifa has at times been her extra~extra~mini~skirt to an all plaid design instead but then of course before you know it she’d also be wearing a cardigan and tie and high socks with school bag accessory…sorry I’ve damaged your Tifa wet~dreams~* forever now but just think of how hot she’d look next to you in homeroom class っo(*´∀｀)o!
Whenever I listen to Faye Wong’s “Eyes on me” I inevitably think of Rinoa~♥. Rinoa unlike the vast majority of her hottie~competition embodies the endearment of having that girl~next~door type of realism about her. I mean you’d never imagine Kitana living next door or seeing the likes of Taki checking her mail at the end of the driveway to her little cottage just a few feet away and if Nina lives next door than you may larger things to worry about than having a hot neighbor living next door to you xD~. You probably should move =O. Well with Rinoa she’s possesses a most natural vulnerability about her which I think is most attractive and most gently asks for protection and forever~ness. Then there’s Rinoa’s wardrobe which is most sweet and pretty with a stylish yet casual flair with dark straps visible being an added sexy* appeal against the powder baby~blue and you just knew she was always an angel~♥…those wings…that premonition, all true~.
The petite and feisty Lei~Fang.
Partly for her cutely shaped facial features and those stunning eyes~*.
If only everyone’s Shanghai surprise could be this hot and whether donning those minis or a that classic formal figure fitting Chinese doll dress she’s absolutely stunning….
..oh those eyes~*.
Just be sure to keep your hands off of her almond jelly at all times or the monkey gets it~!
Awww isn’t that sweet! I mean the shell present she spent years making just for you～(*´∀｀)♥！Okay before you cry foul xD, while technically Ariel isn’t a VG~girl she does have a variety of video games based on her very alluring~ness~* =).
And really when your um….reproductive*/ happy* area is magically “hidden” and yet guys globally are paying undying tribute to you and are attracted like love~magnets to you, you must certainly be smoldering hot!!! and just to note there is lava underwater~! Hmm..doesn’t Ariel’s very existence place an entirely new spin on the term “wet~dream~*?”….
And just think if you can get her into human form she’ll be speechless yet have those wonderfully sexy legs =)! Wait. That’s not good! Because surely you do want to know each and every thought she has throughout each and every day right? Right? Sorry did I just spoil your Ariel~fantasy :P? Likely not, and I must emphasize her voice as in all of animated movies West~born, Ariel surely has one of the most enchanting and sweet~♥ voices of them all! She sings beautifully too and her wonderfully flowing red hair not to mention those puppy~dog enabled eyes of hers~♥. You know you love her and soon we can all attend Ariel~lovers♥Anonymous together and receive patches or gum or whatever else they can invent to get free of our daily daydreams~* which always end badly….wait what do you mean she isn’t real ・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。？？！！！～？？？
Anytime there are figures and statuettes posing you in such ways* you’re sure to make the hottie~make~believe~girl list =)!
From manga to anime to x~rated versions to multi gaming~consoles To Heart has featured Kousaka Tamaki as a vibrant personality~* and in numerous forms whether it’s actually life imitating art or art imitating life gets a bit blurred to say the least. And when it comes to the basics covered atop regarding the virtues of virtual hotness~♥ Tamaki covers them all wholeheartedly,…well minus the high level of butt kicking that’s been going on here :P. The cutely~alluring voice, gratuitous attire and seifuku♥ always a +~! +~! Surely though the To Heart series is very much a different animal all together from just about anything else gaming~wise as the renai gaming platform surely isn’t for everyone and in a sense it’s rather very much novel~like with storytelling, dialogue and storylines themselves being moved along by your very choice of reaction/dialogue and interaction while for the most part the platform itself is much more like visualizing a book come to life with you at pivotal or critical moments~* in the director’s chair so to speak~.
So hot she’ll melt your heart. In clinical studies wet dreams~* lasting more than 3 1/2 minutes were completely normal. Also noted side effects may include extended moments of elation and imagination, the emptying of your bank account as you long for more Tamaki~♥ things to be in your bedroom, brief moments of believing she’s real and guys if you experience an erection lasting for more than 5 hours then you may want to spend more time with your real gf♥ versus your virtual one and also Omg! Just kidding!! (。ーωー。)笑。
Very much like Ariel, Gadget isn’t technically a VG~girl but again there was waaaaaaaaay back a video game which included her and her Rescue Ranger pals =). And she’s not only the hottest Rescue Ranger (actually there’s no competition on the show :P) but any girl who can handle a tool* better than a male or male~chipmunk gets bonus points~+ :P!! Oh it’s those blue/purple overalls….those shapely mouse eyes which can go from enlightenment~* to Monroe sexy* in less than 6 milliseconds….those large pink ears….that button nose…the little tail….that cute little voice….her custom head~gear….am I turning you on* yet?…(^q^)!
Although the self~named Dagger~♥ was born to royalty and a queen to be her down~to~earth personality and deep sense of selflessness lends to one of the more endearing characters to grace the VG~screen. Dagger’s endless compassion for others and also her never give up attitude and rebelliousness which comes across as much more feisty~♥ rather than refined as with fellow FF resident Rinoa are also endearing traits. Dagger in addition is presented in a much less visually flirty way than many of her peers and it’s this very layer of pureness which sets her apart which though is not to say that that orange outfit isn’t absolutely yummy~♥ =P.
Aerith. The quintessential girl~next~door. If you’ve experienced FFVII then no words are necessary~.
Owns a pet panda~♥, possesses the funniest and cutest of taunts!!, wears seifuku♥ during fights plus a girl this tiny then kicking so much butt in what appears as effortless ease and just how bendy* she is are all “what’s not to love?” traits! In many ways Ling Xiaoyu embodies the girl~fantasy idealism of being able to capture perfectly and overwhelmingly cutely all that could be a paradox in the fighting world within. How hot and sexy* is it to see such a vision of petite beauty taking down goliath time and time again and just for good measure like that cherry* on the shortcake add in a tiny dash of spicy sass~.
I do especially love too the match~up against “Paul Phoenix” whom with that ridiculously high hair rather resembles a very “Tall Penis” and boy how much fun it is to kick that~ :P!
Drives a racecar!
Beats the boys!
Has an uber~cute hairstyle!
Plays with magic smoke bombs!
Could have driven the car in “Transporter!”
Likes to go fast!
Can handle a stick!
And apparently has larger boobs ↑↑↑ than I originally thought (・o・)！
~owari♥~ ^ ^.