~When ‘used’ is bad, unimaginable “services” & the perils of mixing up your “L’s” and “R’s” (^q^)!

やっほぃ♪。。。While ~Smile Project~♥ is almost ready to be posted here as I've been preparing so much for it these past few days, I thought just a teeny bit of silliness would be fun here (人∀`*)。。。


Something tells me that one should leave quite early in hopes~* of locating this restroom….sounds so much like an adventure in its own right~…(^q^)!


Hm…maybe not all males can be considered "man" I wonder (・c_・;)?


OMG! okay this is just wrong wrong wrong!!! (・д・`*)!!!。。I mean it's one thing to not have any tissue
available in their restrooms at all times but an entirely new frightening thing for a vending machine
to offer them…um…….'used???' lol (*´艸`)!
Translation: bring your own tissue for sure!!!! 😛


Now this I can really relate to~*,
me being very very lactose intolerant (ノロ≦。)!
Cheese does strike fear in me (゜Д゜;)!!!


Jumping in the elevator = jail?? (・o・)


The "L" and "R" get intermingled when learning to pronounce Japanese,
however Sunny Town sooooo needs an editor I think…(^q^)!
Hmm…I wonder what they do there if one wins an even higher office???
I think that maybe all female supporters should steer clear of this "celebration"…
..as someone could wind up pregnant* ( ̄O ̄*)!!There seem to be so many ads on t.v.
for guys and erectile *thingies* going on just about every network
 but to hold a party for your *thingies*。。ぇええ〜ッΣ(゜ロ゜;ノ)ノ!?

A~h! I'm still cracking up!! omg this is so funny~!!!…in a somewhat frightening way though~ (。ーωー。)!


They really do think of just about everything for us…
..they even have a room for *this* \(^o^)/☆!


Some may need to smoke after reading this。。。(・c_・;)?


Hmm…I guess you no longer need to keep to yourself if you're um…
..feeling a bit you know~* (*´艸`)~~*。
Is this for real? OMG!..I wonder what occurs in there,
well actually I don't really want to know (・д・`*)!


Yay~! \(^o^)/☆!。。no wait E~h?!!! high prices??? (´⌒`。)。。。
Now this is a marketing curve ball ~ ~ ~ ☺!
Advertising their high prices..what will they think of next!…(^q^)!


Some magazines require refrigeration。。。(^-^*)/


And some will sell their soul out like if something's really out of stock,
it'll be referred to as being 'soul out' from here forward…
( ̄▽ ̄)。


Hmm…should consider doing business with this company?, lol oh no this is terrible (*>ω<)!!
This cracks me up so much though~…(^q^)! but then again, um…


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About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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9 Responses to ~When ‘used’ is bad, unimaginable “services” & the perils of mixing up your “L’s” and “R’s” (^q^)!

  1. batmite1 says:

    This is so FUNNY!!


  2. Zush says:



  3. nADIah says:

    EEEE!!!!!!!!it's funny but scary


  4. Guldari says:

    韓国語もありますね!エッ? ところで意味が変なの.英語案内文を見なければわからないんじゃないの!!ティッシュペーパを織物で翻訳しました!!変だが, 面白いですね.


  5. I'm especially curious about *h**ny care…I mean is that even legal omg! so funny though…(^q^)! And 'erection' party….I'm speechless (・д・`*)。。。


  6. A~h these usually are sent to me and you're so right~! They're so funny that they can immediately brighten your day so much…laughter is so good for the soul ne~ o(*´∀`)o゛♥。


  7. So many of these signs give me the very same reaction~* I'm cracking up and yet it's like omg!!! (*´艸`)!!!


  8. あっ!韓国語もあります?。。たいたい、日本語と中国語にはそうあるみたいね~。 でも、直訳が難しいね~(;´□`)。。。まだまだ、ちょっとおかしいよね~^ ^。


  9. Guldari says:

    '화장실은 뒤의 돌층계를 내리고'のようなことが韓国語です.私も日本語で表示板を使ったら, 確かに変に使うようです.日本語でものを言うことは自信があるのに, やっぱり使うことは難しいですね.そういえば知りたいのがあるのに,MBさんは日常生活で英語を使うはずだが,日本語はどんな場合に使うんですか?


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