~Recognizing the six phases of work~ (*>ω<)!!

(Previously posted, and as a more recent appearance was missing a few of the step~ phases I thought a re~emergence of all six was in calling~ o(*´∀`)o゛)

Ever wonder what effects work can have on a person? (・c_・;)?Well after extensive research the following findings have been observed in the workplace. Here are the six phases one goes through…..and in the case that you're not yet working, um…here's what you have to look forward to (・д・`*)。。。

Phase 1

You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

Phase 2

You are listening to House Music.
(After awhile you're so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going anymore)

Phase 3

You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month's end)

Phase 4

You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)

Phase 5

You are listening to Gangsta Rap.

(After more time passes your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine (*≧m≦)!!)

And finally

Phase 6 kicks in…

You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth- (How all employees end up eventually… :P)
Ahhhh it's *happy~* Monday, I hope you had a better day than me (人∀`*)!

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About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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11 Responses to ~Recognizing the six phases of work~ (*>ω<)!!

  1. That's so funny ^q^.. I am glad i have a *sitting~pretty* life at work ~ and maybe i am *phase1* from 4 yrs ago to present. A very happy Monday to u too~♥ (Tuesday here).

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  2. Kira says:

    i'm phase 6 24/7 (or so my family and friends say)

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  3. Sofia says:

    Ha ha, I loooooove this! Totally funny! And (I expect), true. ~ And I think it can apply for school as well!

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  4. xmangerm says:

    Thanks for the interesting entertainment.

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  5. Soooo lucky~*! (^-^*)/。。I visit phases 2 and 3 at times..(ノロ≦。)!!I would so love if I were able to "listen to Stevie Wonder" all week long~…(^q^)!

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  6. A~h! I so hope you can experience much more of phase 1~ (*´∀`*)。。but I know how life can drive one batty~! so much…ganbatte ne~♥ ^ ^

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  7. U~n it sooo applies to school too ne~ (人∀`*)。。and you're dealing with so much more pressure..I can only imagine~…(u_u*) Please please keep from phases 5 and 6 as much as possible!!!!…(^q^)! I don't know why but these cat gifs can crack me up so much at any time ^ ^!

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  8. o(*´∀`)o゛。。I just always think these gifs are so cute~* and I can so relate…maybe not a good thing though? Thank you~♥ ^ ^。

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  9. Sofia says:

    They sure do…Yeah well there is a lot of pressure sometimes, that's true. I absolutely will! ….Or I will try at least. They are really funny, I laughed quite a bit when I saw them too.

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  10. わぁーいo(*´∀`)o゛。。to laugh even for a bit each day is so good for the soul♥ ne~ (*´∀`*)。

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  11. Sofia says:

    It really is! ^_^

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