When emoticons go a bit south…

I'm not sure who created these but I just thought that they were so funny!! My father always makes me laugh with his e-mails! ^o^ Here's an excerpt:

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons' where:

🙂 means a smile and

😦 is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

I'm not quite sure what that actually means…

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

and…

(_?_) Dumb Ass

There were actually a few more but some were a bit…..um racy so I just stuck with these.
I wonder if assicons will catch on and then we'll start to see them everywhere.
Hmmm…probably not but these were so funny anyway! 😛

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About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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31 Responses to When emoticons go a bit south…

  1. @rash! says:

    These are absolutely funny!!!!!!
    It cheers e up on my Friday afternoon…. after a long day work…. still working and counting down to 5

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  2. Hilarious MB! janne! have a great weekend sweetie!Janne!E

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  3. Wow you're really far ahead of us in our time zones!!! Right now it's early afternoon here but I started at 2 am so I'm finished with work already. Love the weekends although this one will be a bit short due to an extra work shift. >_< When I saw these I thought they were so funny so I had to share them! ^o^ I'm happy that they made you smile too~! =)

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  4. Hi E!,Have a great weekend too! ^o^♪♪ I'm glad that you found these humorous too as I was beginning to get a bit worried that they may be offensive…. >_< Those emoticons are so ingenious though~!

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  5. Meepa says:

    ROFL, that's sooo funny XDDDDswishy ass *is confused as well*

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  6. I'm wondering if any of these will actually show up in messages online….lol they may a bit too crude though but lol they crack me up! ^o^ It proves just how creative you can be with keyboard symbols. =)

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  7. Hiyokokun says:

    Now that's something new and funny after a long time not checking here. I think i go to the Dumb Ass section as i confuse a lot and Swishy Ass is what ass looks like when you got really old, at least that's what i have in mind after seeing the {} symbol ^^

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  8. Awww….that's not true! ^ ^ OMG lol! I wonder if that's what the swishy means??? 😮 Hmm….you may be right lol I never thought of that! ^ ^

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  9. Mikey says:

    [いいですね]

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  10. LOL that one is so amusing! I wonder who thought these up as they're really creative and funny! ^o^ I love getting his e-mails!…always so funny! And he sends really touching ones too~! "Hana" is so beautiful! I'm so happy that you received your CDs! Ishimine Satoko has an amazing voice and coupled with great songwriting ='s pure ♥♪♪!

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  11. Mikey says:

    Yes, it's her voice and the songwriting that make it so memorable. I've introduced several people I know to Japanese music with this song… This is the song about Okinawa I was talking about.Is she still active?

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  12. Mikey says:

    and Shima Uta!

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  13. Meepa says:

    I showed it to my friends and they love them 😀 There are sooooo many emoticons that you can make using a keyboard, it's really amazing!!!!

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  14. It's the perfect choice and a really well known song as well to share with someone for the first time. ^ ^ So much strength and emotion in her vocals too~!….I do wish that I had more of her releases but so much of it is out of print. Thank you for the YouTube clips! ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪… I'm not sure as I haven't seen a new release by her in some time now but as far as performing I wonder….?

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  15. I'm still really trying to learn more of them as there are still lots that I don't understand the meaning of…. but these were really funny I thought! Someone out there is really really creative! I wonder who first started using symbols on a keyboard to reflect human emotions??? I think there could be an entire book of them by now! ^ ^

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  16. Mikey says:

    [いいですね]

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  17. Hai you are right! ^ ^ I think her most recent new release came out back in 2003 as only a few compilations have been released since. Still she has such a large catalog but finding it is the difficult part. :/Ah you're so amazing!!!….there is a place where emoticons are kept track of! I imagine though that it's so difficult to keep up with as seemingly new emoticons pop up each day as people get more creative and expressive always~! Ah…<3 = ♥ ^ ^

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  18. Mikey says:

    [いいですね]

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  19. Meepa says:

    LOL, a book on slang and emoticons needs to be written :DDD

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  20. Thank you~! I however really feel uncomfortable dowloading any music files as I so much prefer to purchase them so that the artist receives the benefit….I know in this day and age I'm really silly and odd to feel this way but I just can't get myself to download music for free. LOL don't slap me for that! (;_;)That's so true and I didn't consider how things began with e-mails and the need to clarify emotions so that misunderstanding don't occur that could have been avoided. ^ ^ I would so love if they did that! For clueless people like me it'll be the best help with emoticons ever! I was wondering what that was and meant…..lol I won't tell you what I thought it looked like at first as it was really not a good thought! >_< Okay wink is much much better! ^ ^

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  21. Mikey says:

    OK. I ordered my Best CD/DVD from CDuniverse of all places! It was about $50…Here's the link one is available now! 🙂

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  22. That would be so perfect for someone like me! =) I still often see emoticons and have no idea of their meaning. XD

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  23. I've never shopped here before and thank you for sharing the link! ^ ^

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  24. Meepa says:

    LOL, you can get really complicated ones, like my friend made one that's meant to be an owl, how she did it, I have no idea O.O

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  25. An 'owl?'…that sounds so cute! I don't think that I should ever make up one on my own as it'd probably turn out to be really odd looking and no one would know what it was! 😛

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  26. Meepa says:

    / (ovo))/ '.\
    that's ment to be an owl, looks kinda like it too!!!
    Awwwwwww, I bet it'd be good, I cant really make ones up either, they look to strange :s

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  27. It's really cute!!!! \(^o^)/♥ It does look like an owl!! I just wonder when I would use it…hmmm……..I do write strange things so I should be able to get the owl in there regularly I think. XD I'll stick with ones that others create as my emoticon creativity is non existent! 😛

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  28. Okay I think I'm going to add in the occasional random owl just for good measure when no one expects it! ^o^ Like now………../ (ovo))/ '.\! :POh no please don't apologize as I know how busy you are with school!….and I know that you're pc time is limited too. Gambatte ne~!♥~Happy Valentines Day~♥! (*´∀`*)

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  29. Meepa says:

    ROFL XD It works!!!
    Awwwwwww, thank you!!!!!! I'll try and reply more often though!!!!!!!!!
    Did u get lots of luv???

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  30. Hmm….just a little but it was really enough. ^ ^ And thank you for the owl as I think its randomness will fit into my personality perfectly~! XD

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  31. Meepa says:

    Awwww, luff is what everyone needs 🙂

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