Ever wonder what effects work can have on a person? Well after extensive research the following findings have been observed in the workplace. Here are the six phases one goes through…..and in the case that you're not yet working, here's what you have to look forward to…
You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)
You are listening to House Music.
(After awhile you're so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going anymore)
You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month's end)
You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)
You are listening to Gangsta Rap.
(After more time passes your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!)
Phase 6 kicks in…
You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth- (How all employees end up eventually… :P)
Ahhhh it's Monday, I hope you had a better day than me!