Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance… :)

Ever wonder what effects work can have on a person? Well after extensive research the following findings have been observed in the workplace. Here are the six phases one goes through…..and in the case that you're not yet working, here's what you have to look forward to…

Phase 1

You are listening to Stevie Wonder.
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

Phase 2

You are listening to House Music.
(After awhile you're so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going anymore)

Phase 3

You are listening to Metal.
(This is what you feel like at month's end)

Phase 4

You are listening to Hip Hop.
(You become bloated due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation)

Phase 5

You are listening to Gangsta Rap.
(After more time passes your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine!!)

And finally
Phase 6 kicks in…

You are listening to Techno (on Ecstasy)
The truth- (How all employees end up eventually… :P)
Ahhhh it's Monday, I hope you had a better day than me!

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About MorningBerryz

Lover and free spirit who's interests in Japanese culture and the like are insatiable. I am of pure Japanese/Okinawan descent, love my cats, sleep and am a bit naughty at times :).
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6 Responses to Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance… :)

  1. LOL!!! This is classic~ I hope you don't mind. I had to share with all my twitter friends. XD;;;


  2. ashley says:

    hahaha!!!! this is very funny and very true to us working….


  3. I hope your friends get a good laugh out of these gif images as well!! ^-^ The "Stevie Wonder" cat's just the cutest!! Ahhh if only we could remain in Phase 1 all the time at work. 🙂


  4. It's funny how cats can convey our emotions at work! 😛 I think I was in Phase 2 yesterday…and today wasn't much better.


  5. Mina B. says:

    Very cute! My job is pretty low stress, so I'm in Phase 1 along. (However I happen to be listening to Punk and Metal in Phase 1. Just personal taste you know 🙂 )


  6. I dream of a job with low stress!!…you're so lucky!!! ^-^ I'm in Phase 1 for about 5 minutes from the time I start and then it's straight to Phase 2 for the rest of the day lately! 😛 Luckily no Phase 4-6. =) I love some Metal groups too and it may help me concentrate too….plus you can get some aggression out. 🙂


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