With HM@ ratings down and the all new “Berikyuu” show on the horizon bringing the promise of something great, I’ve been trying to think of a few ways in which HM@ could improve their show! 😛 Starting with…
…if Mikitty or any other member(s) can’t be on the show for whatever reason at least allow a card board stand up of them to stand in like they’ve actually done before! And on occasion this could also help to….um even out the teams in case an odd number of present members should arise in an episode!
Bring back the giant foam puzzle games but instead of using photos of animals or celebrities use some photos of Tsunku & Seven House instead!! :O
Bring back the skits but remember to include Kamei as Hikawa Kiyoshi…
…and super fan Konkon!
Bring back the news segment with Yukosan as the lead newscaster…ah 10 seconds till Kamei tirade!!…Just like old times!!! (^o^)/
Invite every member of H!P onto the show once in awhile…
…and be sure to have another epic gem for them to perform together!
Be sure to have stationary bikes on set at all times just in case a Berryz race breaks out again!
Bring back the “Bu~rabura” games!!…because there’s just no other way to scare Mikitty with general household goods! :O But be sure that the real Mikitty is present as the card board one just doesn’t seem to react the same way. 😛
Bring back Japan’s version of King Diamond because no one else tells funny bear stories quite like him! 🙂
And the drawing games should be on schedule at least once every month because Kamei has so many more masterpieces within her imagination to share with all of us…that’s a….hmmm…….it’s a……..
…….it’s Spiderman!! :O
And notice how its eyes follow you no matter from which angle in the room you stand!
The Mona Lisa has nothing on this drawing!! 🙂
Just checking…but the BK race is still in progress!
And don’t forget Reporter Kyamei! “Nyan nyan.” The ratings just shot up 500%!!
That wonderful Kyamei/Yukosan chemistry has left a void in my heart! “BAKA”…can you feel the love? ^-^
Bring back the world class athletes!!…
…and let the mayhem begin! :O
And now we finally know that it takes 3 tug of war champs to take down 6 Musume! :O I’ve always wanted to know!
And HM is just never complete without lots of eating! Remember the great soba eating contest?!!
All seemed to be going well…
…and little Marippe showed everyone who was boss…well until…
…the real eating professional showed up and…uh ate the show…all the food and…
…well the look on Konkon’s face says it all. :O
We also need more bean bag tossing because I’m sure Momusu’s technique will have been perfected by now…those 2 guys are in for a world of hurt this time!!
Kyamei, Kyamei, Kyamei, Kyamei…just in case anyone’s forgotten! 😛
Just be sure that Rikachan’s ready this time as there could be another take down if things get out of hand!! :O
Well she did get her…uh revenge when the no blinking contest ensued soon afterwards!
They’re making my eyes hurt just watching them!
Ah the H!M Academy teaching idols to not only better themselves but also opening up doors to the world of the infomercial…operators are standing by…blue plunger anyone? Rikachan not included! 😛
And how about more flash back clips of that mean dancing sensei!….her wonderful memory is getting a bit fuzzy…
…well seeing their faces reminds me about all of the pain included…on second thought maybe not! 😛
And dangling every day objects above blindfolded idols’ heads is all fun…
…until a pineapple hits Reinachan in the head! :O I absolutely love her reaction here!! (^o^)/
And on the occasion that the producers run out of ideas for games for the show they can always bring back the dangling buzzer first song phrase game which can never get old!!…
…just be sure to know what song is being played before you hit the buzzer!…
And if that’s not exciting enough there’s always the split torture quiz game where any of your opponents’ correct answers lead to more pain! :O…
…and more pain!…
…and more pain! :O Seriously who came up with this?!! I’d like to see the producers try doing the splits just based on principle! 🙂
Far less painful would be the reemergence of the monomane series and this one had a wonderful twist to it as members were randomly chosen by the H!M wheel of mayhem to act out fellow members’ secret biddings! There’s simply nothing like seeing the usually tough Mikitty emulate the writings of Sayumin’s diary!
Ah love!!! ^-^!!
Okay enough already! (^o^)
And monomane can be priceless especially when members are asked to act out their own scenarios after embarrassing a fellow member with them…in a kind of this is how it should’ve be done or at least that’s how it looked in my mind! 🙂 Konkon goes patriotic!…
…Marippe feels the wrath of Kamei’s humor!!…
…Aichan is made to disco queen out Kaorin’s act
…all bets are off when Kaorin shows everyone just how a real disco queen moves!
Too much Saturday Night Fever maybe…and perhaps it’s a good thing that I’ve never actually seen it. :O!!!
Yukosan should also return as host of the show…
…as limiting her to only newscasting could make her angry! (^o^)/
The show will also be needing a good dose of Kamei’s odd poloroid game where she tricks unknowing fellow members into strange shots while hers are…
…cute & adorable instead! 😛
And be sure to award lots and lots of Kamei PR time to the winners…note the odd Gakisan beard that Kamei’s trying to give her…
…and I’m not even sure what’s going on here! ^-^
And quite simply, no one does giant real person board games like H!P! And while we can’t have a chess style Aibon vs. Nono rematch surely a Kamei vs. Sayu one will do!
And this time when the head to head match ups occur, Aichan just be sure to actually know the answer before buzzing in! ^-^…
…or you may upset the King! HM@ should “free” Aibon too in the process!
And I’d love to see a basketball court built onto the new set…
…as this would allow the unique wonderful awkwardness of Kamei’s free throws to be seen over…
…over again! (^o^)/!!!
And bring back the celebratory kiss as we see King Nono place one on Kamei for her free throw efforts! ^-^
Did I already mention bringing back Reporter Elizabeth Kyamei?! I can’t seem to remember… 😛
And HM@ has forgotten about the use of wonderful stage props such as George Michael’s 1:45 shadow!
Just remember LOTS of Kamei all the time!!! Soon I’ll be checking myself into Kyamei Anonymous to get some much needed help!
And while the interview segments are a must I’d also love to see the return of wonderful guests such as Wheely Willy!
❤ Chu! ❤
And Kyamei’s uncanny ability to always ask the right questions!…”Willykun what’s your favorite color?!” ^-^………..
……..He said “pink.” Kyamei’s favorite color too! ^-^
Meanwhile back in the studio…Yukosan:”Ah how I wish that I could’ve met Willykun too!” <3!! 🙂
….Konkon: “I met him! <3!!!
And in place of the show’s animation intro let’s have cute poses instead! Ah kawaii!
Ah kawaii!!! And now for the cutest pose of them all!!!……
But shortly after………….Kamei’s pose was met with a verbal onslaught by her fellow members! :O Poor Kamei!
Keisan like?!!! :O Say it isn’t sooooo!! 😛
Please forward to UFA for evaluation and in use of upgrading their show or to help in getting me the right kind of strange obsessive fan counseling that I need! 😛